The private school is the living room.

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I never heard that about Substack. The only thing kind of in the same vein was the blog site Pathos started filtering negative posts about religion and a bunch of atheists left.

https://www.skeptical-science.com/atheism/why-have-all-non-religious-bloggers-walked-away-from-patheos/

But have you thought of the benefit? Free club soda!

You got your laptop from Tim Apple, right?

It’s why I hate Christmas music now. They start playing that shit in October and end in January.

eye twitch

May dragon mommy Astilabor bless them with wealth.

Make sure it has the right branding. Trumpflation.

“at least he’s going to end the war in Ukraine”

You should casually mention he said he would do that on day one. What’s taking so long?

He did say that all their offshore money will b3 untaxed, unlike the plebs.

You should have replied, “I thought he was hanged on January 6th.”

Sailing the high seas

These “Christians” would already have shipped Jesus to gitmo.

Something something bootstraps.

Robbing hood

The training program is da bomb!

We resolved it by making him use pipeline vars for his scripts. Like we told him to do in the beginning.

He fought it because he wanted his scripts the same for all projects. Including hard coded usernames and passwords. So, it was mostly his fault.

The production database gets down-synced to the lower environments on demand, so they can test on actual production datasets. That would require us to manually remake this user account every time a dev down-syncs the database to a lower environment.

The customer is paranoid, as the project is their public facing website, so they want testing against the actual prod environment.

We don’t mange the SSO, as that is controlled by the customer. The only local (application specific) account is this account for testing.

He had to do admin functionality regression tests before prod releases to make sure nothing broke.

The system uses SSO for logins for everything else.

He is a subcontractor who was using scripts for all his projects. I told him he really needs to use env vars for creds.

He was a subcontractor, so technically, he’s not our employee.

I bubbled it up the chain on our side, and it hasn’t happened since.

It was an admin account to do regression testing for the admin interface and functions before prod releases.

I had my guys enable/disable the account during the testing pipeline so people can’t login anymore.