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24/7, Orchard fresh, my dude. I’ve OPTIONS.
Amateur hour.
I went to paper high school, then baby wipes college. Let me know when you get your PhD from bidet university, then we’ll talk.
Stop kidding yourself
Not pictured: the wet spot on the back of their pants.
Seriously, how do bidet enjoyers dry their asses?
I keep some toilet paper too.
Sit for a minute or two to air dry and then use a towel or few pieces of toilet paper to touch up any wet spot. Still much less toilet paper than if you didn’t use a Bidet.
Also some Bidets have actual blowers lol.
theres this thing called a towel. not sure if you’ve ever heard of it. theres also still toilet paper. you have two options at least, maybe even more.
My one has a heated fan to dry down there
I’ll never understand where the term “blowing hot air up my ass” as if it was a pleasurable thing came from. I find it to be foul, but turning my bidet blower down to the coolest breeze is refreshing AF.
Yes but now the towel has poo water on it
I have toilet paper for most of it and a fan to dry the rest of the way on mine.
Soon. Soon.
Installed one for my wife when she moved it, never used it. At this point I’ve forgotten it’s even there. Talk about old habits dying hard.
An actual shit post lol
Why are you using a French dude in the pictures when everyone knows they don’t use bidets?
Clean butt club!
I was literally getting my ass sprayed when I opened this meme.
I don’t know about you but I don’t wipe my anus on my face or use it to pick up food. No judgement though.
But I sit on my couch and bed, where I sometimes lay. I know there is a layer of clothing, but sweat is a thing.
Me either, but I would still prefer it to be clean.
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If I got shit on my arm I would wash it with soap, there’s no soap in a bidet so I don’t get this argument
By that logic, why wash it off at all? Why do anything?
Water > dry paper.
That’s true but if the argument is “deal with shit on your butt the same way you would deal with shit anywhere else on the body” then the logical conclusion would be to take a shower after every poo
Heck yeah!
Anyone got bidets to recommend (full toilets or kit to install on top of current toilets)?
I feel like most are really expensive and I wouldn’t want to waste money on something too expensive or something bad
I got a Brondell bidet from Costco for like $80. It’s just the seat and it’s pretty fancy slick with how it self cleans and hides/reveals itself while having no electricity going on. Just have to make sure that if you want hot water you’ll have to connect it to the sink waterline. I didn’t do that and the cold wasn’t a problem after a few uses getting comfortable.
Worst case just return it if you don’t like it.
Had my first experience of a bidet in Japan but not just that, the toilet seat was heated too, that was my first dump after landing
That’s what I love about mine. Automatic lid raise and lower as you walk in, heated ring and water, (both adjustable temp), air dry, (again heated), and charcoal filtered air filtration to minimize the stench from that drive through burrito.
It’s the posh life. Very nearly the equal to having your own chamberlain.
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I got something like this for like 15 euros from a German shop but I’m sure you’ll find it everywhere. I payed a little extra for stainless-steel instead of plastic. It’s still incredibly cheap and my family uses it daily for years. I don’t need any more luxury.
If it’s tapped directly into the ice cold water line that sounds terrible. Gotta save up and spring for ceramic instant water heating.
Nah, it’s great, seriously. Saves me a cup of coffee in the morning. :)
Plastic doesn’t rust, sometimes it’s better. Even better if it let’s you adjust the spray width.
I think this is better than whats mounted into the toilet, because well sooner or later you get one of those days when shit flies everywhere and then enjoy cleaning the nozzle, meanwhile these things are usually just attached to the side of the toilet pr to the wall and no danger of it getting shit on barring extreme circumstances
