Easy, just put a wig on and keep eating.
Wait until they’re not looking to put on the wig. Otherwise it’s kinda a bit weird.
they’re looking at each other like “wait, what card did you give him?”
Assert your dominance, put the wig on while maintaining eye contact with the owner
Does this look like a man who had… ALL he could eat?
“Sir, that is all you can eat for $15.99”
Jeez how much did you eat
This note has a very “or else” vibe.
“We can do this the quiet way, or we can do this the loud way.”
leaves
drives car into restaurant
“you want to say sorry, motherfuckers?!”
grabs another plate of food
A number of places have a time limit. It’s all you can eat in 3 hours. There can be rules that you have to eat what you take, and when you take entire plates but barely touch them, the restaurant gets a bit annoyed.
I’ve been in a few as well After 30 minutes I’m usually full out staying a 3 hour time limit and still eating…
There’s a buffet place my spouse’s friends were all gaga over. It was a bit of a drive so it took me a few years to actually agree to go. It was like $25 or $30 a person (but free if it’s your birthday!) 15 years ago, so it’s not like it was cheap. The first thing that struck me is how absolutely cavernous the place was. Like a Walmart filled with tables and food islands. Signs saying where to find certain types of food. That kind of thing.
I might have eaten $10 worth of food. And I have been known to pig out from time to time. But between the mediocre at best food and the “atmosphere”… yeah I had no plans on sticking around to try and get my money’s worth.
In the UK we have “JRC Global Buffet” which is almost exactly what you describe. It’s…not great. I went because, like you, some friends were particularly enamoured with the place for some reason.
I wasn’t a fan.
In the US we used to have one called Sizzler. I don’t think they were as expensive as what parent comment is talking about. They kind of made a comeback but not sure if they still do the buffet. It was great when I was a kid in the 80s. Not sure if I’d like it now though. Certainly not for $30, you can get a nice meal at a nice restaurant for that.
Also awesome username btw.
I’m selling these fine leather jackets…
Relevant Curb Your Enthusiasm https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEobUCTpV1M
What is the crime? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?
This. Is. Democracy. Manifest!
Ahh yes, I see you know your Judo well… Good one.
GET your HAND off my PENISSSSS!
I’m trying to read this in any other voice but I can’t
I watch Joel Hansen on YouTube. It’s happened to him more than once.
Humans are fucking disgusting
They could’ve sent a nicer waiter. And they did it to Joel Hansen the man himself; they lost on what could’ve been a $50 ad watched by millions!
Really people who don’t treat him well have no idea what kind of potential nearly-free positive publicity they’re missing out on. Just let the man eat!
Take the card with you make copies and dump them around the entrance to the restaurant. Do this for a while. Don’t get caught. Its littering ya know.
Maintain eye contact, eat the card. Let them know you want to make a scene.
“You got any more of these tasty notes? I haven’t had all I can eat.”
GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF MY PENIS
You been here FOUR HOUR! You go home now!
Is this the one where he goes, “it’s all you can eat, not all YOU can eat. You scare my wife.” That lives rent-free in my head.
RIP John Pinette. Around after the 3 min mark
I just wanna be called “sir” without it being followed by “you’re making a scene.”
I aspire to be like Dilbert’s father and just live in a an all-you-can-eat buffet because if I never leave, I can eat forever.
god that short lived series was hilarious. very unfortunate that the creator turned out to be a proper cunt.
