I forked an opensource project to add a couple features for my wife. 😊
And? Did she accept your, err, pull request? 😏
“LGTM, merged” 😏
Remember kids, always use protected branches.
Pushing directly to main just feels better.
I prefer “master”
This is the kind of love I need in life 💜
So cute! And practical!
I made a website for my wife with a list of a ton of reasons why I love her and each time she taps the screen it shows a new one.
So… that is a thing you can do for the cost of a domain name and some cheap hosting.
How many reasons did you code into it?
I don’t know, I’d have to check the database. I add to it every once in a while so it keeps growing. I think I started with around 20 or so
Do you check the list to make sure there aren’t any repeats?
Me when
When I fail my DSA course
I’d feel very wooed if my wife named a Linux distro or some open source project of hers after me
Pay for dinner
This man fights in the shade.
lmfao savage
The creator of MySQL, MaxDB and MariaDB named them after his children My, Max and Maria, so why not
after his children My
I thought you were kidding, but his daughter is actually named “My”.
You can also combine your names into a Linux distribution.
Deb + Ian = Debian.
I bet they’ve broken up since
The word “Debian” was formed as a portmanteau of the first name of his then-girlfriend (later ex-wife) Debra Lynn and his own first name
“Later ex-wife” is like three tenses of information at once.
Once when I was still a kid, I told a woman I loved her so much that I could only love her more if she was a robot.
She did not think that was romantic.
there are so many things wrong with this
I think it’s kinda sweet for a kid. I mean what’s cooler than a robot when you’re 7? that’s pretty much the pinnicle of “cool” at that age, or at least it was for me. So to compare a crush to a robot for a kid is similar to shakespear comparing thier lover to “a summer’s day” or Selena Gomez comparing thier lover to “a love song”
I, uh, wasn’t 7. I was about 10 years older than that and just dumb.
“Girl, I named no variables after you, because you’re my only Constant”
Name a linux distro after her and yourself. Always works.
Well, I made my girlfriend a GUI app that converts subtitles from Windows-1251 to utf-8 encoding so that she doesn’t have to remember how to do it. And I didn’t even name it after her…
When I was learning programming I wrote a small program that I called for_you.exe. It printed an animated ASCII penis ejaculating on some boobs. I emailed it to my girlfriend and thankfully she thought it was hilarious. We’re still together.
You can tell your age by the fact that you were emailing an exe file.
