Get a load of the back her knees. Wowy.

The way it writes marketing copy is absolutely perfect. It was so formulaic to begin with.

Modern day trolley problem. Do you ram the Dodge Ram?

Trump University.

People are leaking to get Musk kicked out. Imagine how ill-behaved one must be to get kicked out of that room.

We can only hope they all end the same way twice.

Come on down to Ram Ranch for the hottest “deals” around.

It’s great for explaining snippets of code.

I’m an engineer and can vibe code some features, but you still have to know wtf the program is doing over all. AI makes good programmers faster, it doesn’t make ignorant people know how to code.

We already knew you couldn’t get a girl wet bro.

Jesus says touch the stove.

Spez isn’t here to ban you for “promoting violence”

He thought he could make more fake deals and get good press, but the nihilist tech bro backed death cult had other ideas.

I sense there is a generation shift because literally everyone I see that’s under 25 has airpods in or is looking at their phone while in public. You can’t even interact irl anymore.

A sock for every puppet.

His gremlins can’t chatgpt their way through the code so he wants it migrated so he can fuck with it or steal money, probably both.

I remember there was a pretty funny prank program that would make the user’s mouse pointer leave behind little poops on the screen at random.

I imagine the ability for an app to watch me take a shit consumes about the same resources regardless of platform.

How hard would it be to remotely cause the batteries to fail so they can collect insurance money for vandalism?

AI isn’t going to figure out what a customer wants when the customer doesn’t know what they want.