Python should be one of the chaotics.
You can even dynamically create global variables in there.Or stick a new variable onto the instance of a class 🤯
or return values for properties that don’t exist, and only get created on access!
I love python.
It’s like having a PHP webserver inside a class
Most overrated language imho.
JDSL
Replace maybe C++ with Haskell.
Or Rust
Guess I’m lawful neutral.
Whats DIS?
It appears to be Dis thing right here.
Apparently it’s a nerfed variant of Malbolge. Malbolge is literally cryptographically difficult to program in, while Dis is merely migraine-inducing.
tldr: malbolge wimpmode
ASM is much closer to true neutral. There are no high-level language rules/laws, no other man-made constructs on top of the silicon. We are speaking the language of machines, forever moving bytes between registers and addresses. Nothing more.
Edit: to be clear, the meme is great as-is. But I’m left wondering if this observation would also fit the format?
i already said i did not make this one
It’s all good man. If that came across as a sharp criticism of this work, I apologize. Usually, folks stir up debate on these things without any of it directed at the author. My text doesn’t convey this sentiment at all, so I left it open for interpretation. Rest assured, I got a good chuckle from this meme and simply want to express a personal opinion on what I would have done differently (had I not been too lazy to make a meme myself). I’ll go clean up my comment to help make all this clear to others. Thanks for understanding.
no problem, tbh if it wrere me to write it id also have put asm as true newutral. i actually did asm a few times. sadly only know mips (lol)
PHP may be a little similar to perl
Stop comparing programming languages
Python is VERSATILE
JavaScript is POWERFUL
Ruby is ELEGANT
C is ESSENTIAL
C++
Java is ROBUST
Out of all the programming languages, C++ is definitely one of them.
PHP has got a lot of new features in the language that makes it a little bit like c# now, so it’s not that bad anymore :P
C# is crap though. Well IMO anyways.
C# is pretty much my fav
If you’re doing almost any language for a while it vecomes easy and smooth. In your opinion.
C# is not horrendous but it lacks so many things like header files.
I would hate to have header files with separate / duplicate declarations.
If I want an interface I’ll create an interface type.
What about:
Class A{ /* declarations */ };
A a; <= doesn’t instantiate a class!
And just put a “a.cs” file somewhere and it’ll pollute the global namespace magically.
And on and on.
A FOSS language would have evolved, microsoft just doesn’t care.
But I guess it’s your fav language so you won’t take any criticism right?
But I guess it’s your fav language so you won’t take any criticism right?
If that’s your take I’ll just leave it at that.
Busted 😁
Some of those color choices were chaotic evil too
i didnt make the template
At no point should C++ be considered “lawful” or “good”. Haskell would be the best.
Haskell would be the best.
lisp wants some words with you about that
I wouldn’t call lisp “lawful”.
Haskell is where hope and sanity go to die.
That’s when you have to comply with decades of backwards compatibility.
C++ is chaotic goodl, C is lawful good in my opinion
I would have put assembly as true neutral
Pythons chaotic evil
No, true neutral
I’d put it in the lawful category. 4 space indentation and other strict formatting requirements chaffs me to no end, just like a hard-ass teacher requiring name and student number in some specific and strict format at the top of a page.
C++, lawful good
tbh i didnt even make this meme, it was my dad, i just posted it here
Hi ops Dad
That I’ll call chaotic evil
Not evil by itself, but if you want to obfuscate C++20 code you can get REALLY creative…
Depends on how much you hate yourself
Ah, template code.
Template-C++ is not C++ after all /s
Someday the concepts will come and fix all of this. It has been foretold.
Concepts are already here - (as of now) they fix a subset of this, and errors messages can still be extremely long.
They’re less like “here’s every single template parameter of the involved types” and more like “this template thingy has many specializations with different constraints, here’s a list of all of them and why none of them are satisfied with your parameters”
