Nah, that’s when you go “OK, why don’t we combine your name so it’s easier, so we’ll just call you Con-Man, or would you prefer Man-Con?”

Hehe this would be loved in the pets with jobs or cats with jobs communities

No, see, you rename the new hire “Cat Conner” and give the mice hunting job to him to free up Conner for more important work he’ll do in his new job now that he’s promoted.

The cat: “I am connor, the emotional support sent by Cyberlife.”