Alt: A picture of a spider above which is its common name (Wall Spider) and scientific name (Oecobius navus).
Um achtually it’s only a wall spider if it comes from the wall region of france
Wallachia is actually in Romania, duh.
wallonia? hello???
I thought Agatha Christie made Belgium up?!
god i wish
Oh hey, who’s this spider in the corner of my house
House spider
Oh okay.
Did somebody let an ornithologist into the entomologists’ enclosure?
In my house, they’re called dead spiders
i am befuddled - just a few moments ago i took a glance at the image preview and thought i saw a chocolate cookie, and was very freaked out that it was a spider body when i took a closer look.
hmm maybe a good time to finally go to sleep (damn nightmares, they make me fear the nighttime)
Please, please, please tell me there is no such thing as an Ass Spider. 😨
Well…
Why does the logo on his back not also have a supernatural badonkadonk?
Massive branding fuckup. It’s like they don’t know to sell the viewer on the primary feature, like they don’t know what they’ve got or don’t want to sell us on what they’ve got.
That’s not a logo, that’s a tramp stamp
Spider ass is not Ass spider.
Wait until you meet the ceiling spider
Don’t forget cellar spiders
I’d love to, know where I can find them?
You don’t find them, they find you.
Or the toilet bowl spider.
