• Revan343@lemmy.ca
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    1 year ago

    My favorite is sending an apprentice to the tool crib for a long weight.

    Tool crib guy will say “Yeah it’s out back, I’ll go grab it”, and then go for a smoke

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    My senior manager at work once tried to start a vacuum cleaner, apparently he had never used one before. Anyway the cleaners told him the power cable was in fact a rip cord like on a generator.

      • Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.works
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        “sus” short for “suspicious,” often linked to the video game Among Us which became very popular during the pandemic. I’m not sure if that was the origin; the Zoomers seem to like their abbreviations (“rizz” being short for “charisma” is another example) but Among Us definitely popularized it.

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          Idk about everywhere else, but “sus” or “suss”has been common slang for “suspicious/suspect” in Australia, the UK and New Zealand for at least several decades.

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    When I worked in a hardware shop in the 90s an apprentice mechanic came in and asked for halogen for headlight bulbs

    I went into the storeroom and brought him one of those giant packing bubbles

    He was chuffed as fuck

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    My friend’s dad thought he could send me to ask my dad for a square drill bit when I was like 10 but my dad had me helping him build an airplane in the garage as young as possible. So I told him I know more than you meme