Delete my browsing history!
Don’t close my tabs, they’re all important
“Crack an egg on it…caw-caw!”
“Don’t forget to tip your landlor-”
“Someone tell Santa it’s time to pack it in, cause this cookie’s a-crumblin”
“I leave all my stuff to… uhh…” BOOM
With my last breath, I curse zoidberg!
My only regret, is that I had Boneitis
I don’t have to pay rent in two days.
“And when I get to Heaven,
To St Peter I will tell;
Quarter pounder cheese and a big mac please,
And a side of fries as well.”“Uughh”
BONZAI!
Would work best if we’re in an aircraft and there’s a tiny plant nearby, though.
“This is just a movie”
He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the holy grail in the castle of aaaughhh
Let me sit on this and watch what happens when it hatches
You always were an asshole Gormon.
I thought exactly that! She was a badass
