Citizen arrest… I arrested this hooligan on a scooter going exactly 2.71356mph faster than indicated on the weekly Instagram post! Just because this teen has no legs doesn’t mean she can just go riding around on a 300lbf scooter with 36psia nitrogen filled tires. It even has a dehydrogenoxyde storage tank for got knows what! We discovered another reservoir like that with strange smelly liquidous stuff in it. And we know she’s a Pisces and non American because her sign was on the reservoir in another language… “Feces”. Can’t fool us!
Citizen arrest… I arrested this hooligan on a scooter going exactly 2.71356mph faster than indicated on the weekly Instagram post! Just because this teen has no legs doesn’t mean she can just go riding around on a 300lbf scooter with 36psia nitrogen filled tires. It even has a dehydrogenoxyde storage tank for got knows what! We discovered another reservoir like that with strange smelly liquidous stuff in it. And we know she’s a Pisces and non American because her sign was on the reservoir in another language… “Feces”. Can’t fool us!