Wow! But don’t you all worry, as soon as one of us gets sick or dies, we’ll know who hot food poisoning. And we’ll continued eating it up. Did I miss anything? Like maybe reacting differently to such an event? Nah! That’s why chicken is so expensive! Its all the chlorine!
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How does Jesus help? I though he was on a forever vacation.
Has anyone seen the repeeler!!!?
C’mon! I saw it right here after the smoothie!
Where did you guys put! It!
You Texans know Trump fucks adult porn stars naked? Sure there’s no penis but he tries.
I want to see proof that there’s no worm in his knuckle.
I’m out of thoughts and prayers. How about some jokes or a riddle?.. George Carling was the greatest!
…oh OK, very nice Mr…what did you said your name was?
Oh, one last question before we give you a pilots license, have you or will you have in the future a husband or wife or close relatively living in captivity at the moment?
Is the captivity legal or illegal, please explain.
Have had to purchase a rope ladder or just copious amounts of rope from the home Depot recently?
And we let him. I propose a sea burial. But let him try to explain fir…nah get in the box!
I’m sure all the hardworking engineers, assemblers, office workers, sales people, materials, programmers, hardware, research people are super ecstatic about having their CEO turn their brand new product from an awesome big ass piece of shit electric washed environment destruction truck into a product nobody wants.
Like probably you’ll see one of my fellow citizens running around town with a bunch of lawn mowers and leaf blowers in one of these pretty soon. How much did you pay for that shit man? Oh I got it cheap on Craigslist for $3K!
When the Japanese finally get their teeth generation DNA therapy going, everyone will be after these fish for starter scaffolds.
I just bought a huffy at goodwill for $50 with dual suspension! Buying a bike will never be the same.
OK Mr prez, what’s it gonna be? Mexico already signed up for two located in Montana. Cuba will be renting one with Venezuela. I got 15 on layaway from Congo and NK. The Philippines will be getting the nosecones for free if they catch them. The EU have 15 pointing right at us right now. Lol
He also wants a visible reproductive organ of satisfactory size. We can all dream.
No, micro plastics have now been shown to prevent cancer! Yeah! Drill baby drill!
Good news everyone!!!
Microsoft Ctrl-C copy is now fully AI!
He doesn’t care. He wants it to tank because then he can buy it out and go fully private again.
Look mah! I fixed the laptop! You just go here, pick a new laptop and they send you one right away! In the mail! Its just 14,000,000 Google points! Pretty cheap right?
You and I can scream all we want. Screw us. But this guy, he’s special, if he says Trump is stupid then it must be true. Nah, I see how it is. Go ahead and listen to Mr know it all.