I fixed the image for you
Thank you. Now if only you could shot me in the face through the internet.
Fixed it more better
Edit: was supposed to say inane not insane, but it still works
This needs to be run through 4chan, twatter, facebook and reddit, then put back here.
Bonus point for cropped caption!
19
Almost always 20 :)
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Nice, first time that this username of mine found a fitting context :D
It’s popular enough that I assume 20 is well-reasoned, but as a ‘1’, I can’t imagine myself doing it. I realize I’m the weirdo here, but I sleep in clothes that would be passable for work. I can slide on my shoes, get the dogs, grab my bag, put on a jacket and be out the door in about 30 seconds with enough stuff to leave the country or spend a night or two in the rough. Granted, that’s a little silly/extreme, but what do you do if there’s a fire or some other cause for rapid evacuation?
Weirdly I’m always unfairly judgemental when I see someone in very I door wear in public. Unless it’s somewhere lawless like an airport, pajamas or super comfort sports wear in public always irks me. But on the other hand, it literally makes more sense to be as comfortable as possible and for some pointless reason, I feel very beholden to the fashion standards that make it feel weird.
You are only beholden to looking good
I’m a firefighter and I sleep like 20. Just get good. :)
Damn. There’s no coming back from that burn.
Living in the Ring of Fire my whole life, keep the shoes, helmet, and emergency bag by the bed too so you can run quickly in case of earthquake/tsunami/ edit: volcanic eruption
That makes the most sense to me.
On a side note, I hadn’t even considered a helmet. Is that common in earthquake-prone areas?
20 here. If there is a fire, I assume I won’t be the first naked person the firefighters will have seen in their life, I don’t worry too much about it.
You gave me quite a chuckle thinking of a firefighter/paramedic that’s extremely professional aside from the fact that they’re squeamish about nudity. I imagined them using shears to cut off someone’s clothes while using their other hand to shield their eyes from the sight of the persons more private areas.
What would you do if it were a more widespread emergency in inclement weather, meaning you couldn’t survive outside while naked for long, but emergency services might be too preoccupied to assist you? It’s not a criticism, I’m just doing thought experiments here out of curiosity.
I think surviving a fire is more important than someone seeing your naked body.
as a firefighter myself, I have honestly told my crews if they are doing cpr on me for some reason, I’m making them as uncomfortable as possible knowing full well they’ll snapchat it anyway. we all love each other.
That’s a really good point. I’d like to add that I’ve lived in places where I wouldn’t survive much longer outside while naked.
And you sleep in enough clothing to make a difference?
Weirdly, yeah. I won’t pretend that I would do well with that alone, but it’s enough to make a significant difference with a shell over it.
I suppose if you live quite isolated out in the countryside/wilderness then it’s a concern for sure. Maybe a small bag with some emergency clothing by the side of the bed would be good, then you can dress once you are safe.
For most of us though, help is a door knock away.
So, Mr. Bond, we meet again …
Do you expect me to talk?
No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die .
I’m the exact opposite. Wearing full clothes in bed is some psychopath shit. Either you sleep perfectly still, or you enjoy waking up with the pants twisted sideways and the shirt choking you. Either way that’s fucking creepy.
I’m assuming this is being said, tongue-in-cheek, but for the record, yes, I do sleep that way. I don’t know if it’s creeped people out before, but family have, in a friendly manner, teased me about sleeping as if I were at my own wake.
Exactly the issue for me. Wearing anything in bed just feels like I’m getting tangled up in fabrics.
NSFW
Nat 20
DM: Your clothes evaporate instantly along with all of the dead cells on the surface of your body. You are the most naked any human has been in the history of the universe.
I attempt to seduce the nearest goat
Nat 11
DM: “It’s 1 AM. Your phone dings and displays a notification from your dating app. You have a new message.”
Goat [via message]: “Hey babe, saw your profile. You down for some Taco Bell, Netflix and we just see what happens?”
Greedy player:
What about petrifying everybody then, who’s unfortunate enough to see me unclad?
Granted. Everybody within visual range is rock hard.
Cue my …entry… music
[$10,000 worth of pyrotechnics go off]
20 since I was like 9 or 10.
Evidently it’s a German thing? Though I was never pressured to do so, it just seemed right.
Not just a German thing. Same for our family in Canada. I think it’s a, not made to feel ashamed of a naked body thing.
100%
best pajamas are made of leather…
I promise, I’m not a psychopath.
20 is where it’s at, for sure.
I cannot imagine wearing a bra to sleep. Wearing a bra while awake is suffering enough
I have befriended enough women (and had and honest mother), to know this is a nightmare.
My wife has a heavy set of naturals and she can’t sleep without a supportive bra. Now she is pregnant she has to wear a sports bra to sleep or else she wakes up from the pain.
Congratulations on your wife’s big naturals
100% agree! Funny enough, my poor husband wears a bra backwards with a tennis ball sewn in the middle to keep him from sleeping on his back and having apnea. Better than a CPAP I guess
if it works it’s not stupid
Has he tried a pregnancy pillow
neither can I (and if I would, I think my wife would want a word or two)
You’re just afraid she’ll like it too much. My partners pecs look great in a bra.
If it’s a cotton sports bra, or really just any non clip bra that isn’t skin tight and a soft material, then I could do it, and actually have forgotten one time and fell asleep while wearing it. But I hate clip bras and will never wear them unless literally forced to do so.
It’d have to be a completely wirefree bra for me, though I guess most sports bras are.
20
Where the 18s at…?
Dude I’m 18 for life
The only time im not in 18 is when it’s just a little too cold and I’m in 3
I’m a 20 forced to live as an 18
Same, currently
Is this the no undies = swamp ass problem?
No undies = embarrassed kids
20 is the way
1
1 gang. Anti sweat barrier
Anything with a top is psychopath behavior
Also I am glad that despite our differences, we can all agree that socks are not even an option.
I wear a shirt because we let the cats on the bed and it would be itchy otherwise
I rest my case
7 so long as those are just regular shorts. The pic kinda looks like Jean shorts and I’m no psychopath like that.
18
Which one of those is my cat waking me up at five AM every night to escort her to the food bowl?
I don’t mean to be the bearer if bad news but 5 am is past most people’s theshhold where late becomes early.
1 (plus socks):
Also, who’s out there doing 10 or 15? I need answers.
Team 15 right here!
Explain yourself.
That’d be very nsfw. ^^
No need to sell me on it. I’m listening.
Easy access for the magic wand.
Yeah fair enough
That’s the most badass witches-vs-patriarchy answer in recent memory. I’m imagining someone attempting to catch a witch for sleeping in an “impure” fashion only to find themselves in a quick-draw situation in which the witch has the drop on them because it was a pragmatic tactic rather than a cloying act of seduction.
Thank you. Your text made me laugh. :D
I prefer 20, but sometimes I’ll read on my phone in bed as 10, then accidentally fall asleep.
