Waluigi’s fursona.
RETVRN!
I want one! Gimme!
Strong lovecraftian vibes here.
Those were albino iirc.
Yes, and 6 ft. tall
Yeah, somebody didn’t read their At the Mountains of Madness.
Based on that description, that dude on the left is a tall fella.
1m90ish is 7cm taller than the average Dutch male.
Trump would say it was him but he was even bigger than mega penguin and more handsome. Also love how guy is out there in his timbs
mega penguin
MAGA penguin
🤣
Make Antarctica Great Again
Including large boots, hat, and hood. And also fairly tall.
it’s just a dude in a costume
Palaeeudyptes klekowskii
-or-
Mega Penguin
-or-
The Big Klekowskii
I’ll just go install klekowskii linux real quick, brb
i just dropped in, to see what condition my install was in
If you’re not into the whole “brevity” thing
<—soulless
Still can’t fly, pathetic
I mean, can you?
I can go on a plane, the fact that they cant is a certified skill issue :3
They can sabotage helicopters when Mango Mussolini levies tariffs on them, it’s a start.
“They’ll expect to find one of us in the wreckage, brother!”
They can also go in a plane, so it’s not really a skill issue. They might not be allowed on board, but that’s an issue of discrimination, not skill.
The real skill issue is how much better they can swim compared to you, or really any human.
No, but I’m not a bird 😎
Are you sure?
Ok but was it a true penguin, or a false penguin like all the extant species today?
All modern penguins are pseudo-penguins.
Penguins are the Linux mascot.
sudosounds like “pseudo” (unless you are one of those people who pronounces it Sue-dew or sud-Oh, in which case, I don’t like you).Sudo penguin. Heh.
Jesus, who says ‘sud-Oh’?
And who says “sue-dew”???
Good that they provided both the Emperor penguin and human penguin for scale.
Wenk wenk wenk!
I was planning to, but work has been hell today. I’ve barely had any time to shitpost.
I bet it tasted so good. Like pork or something
the human urge to eat literally anything except plants
Is this the healthy eating lemmy??? Mind your business soyboy
sure buddy. enjoy your diarrhea
Thanks bro enjoy your estrogen
Most seabirds taste like oily fish but with the texture of chicken.
I was really sad to learn this, penguins look tasty.
Hot damn, fry that bad boy up and give me some tartar sauce
That sounds perfect tbh. I love fish flavour but mostly don’t like the texture.
Another one for you. there are no extant true penguins. What we see now are covergently evolved flightless birds. True penguins went extinct.
?!
Only pingwings, no penguins.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_auk
The great auk (Pinguinus impennis), also known as the penguin or garefowl, is an extinct species of flightless alcid that first appeared around 400,000 years ago and became extinct in the mid-19th century. It was the only modern species in the genus Pinguinus. It was not closely related to the penguins of the Southern Hemisphere, which were named for their resemblance to this species.
rest impennis
Wait what? Damn I didn’t know that.
I could take him
I think he fits in my car. I could take him too.
Dude don’t you have a department of health and human services to run?
The girl will still date him over meeting you in the woods.
Of course, he is 6’7 after all.
But her dress is actually blue.
Well now I want to talk to you about an extinct species of hairy-ass elephants. And they had hair all over, not just on their ass!
Fun fact, they were bald everywhere else.
