Totally agree. That’s why I love it so much. Like a big “fuck you” to economic theory and profit maximization.

Came here to say this lol

It’s… not literally saying those things.

No fossil fuels for the big cars though. Ba dum ts. (I know fossil fuels are mostly old plants etc.)

Maybe that’s why the Pachycephalosaurus had thick skulls and kept head butting each other, they were just trying to close 5 but their heads kept getting in the way (apparently these actually had 5 fingers)

I hear if you fold it 42 times it’s thick enough to reach the moon

Not surprising when you’re that pale

You now want to be this crab. You envy this crab.

No way T-Rex did high fives

At least they didn’t keep up the farce and exaggerate it: “Don’t be evil. Ever. We’re still not evil. Nuh uh, nope.”

There definitely needs to be a restructuring of incentives

What an obnoxious and aggressive person. Yikes

I thought so too but if you reread the post, the friend is referred to as “he”

Release on mars

Hi, I’m Leon! But you can call me the neo-nazi kid :D

I’m a proud white guy from South Africa (14 y/o in spirit).

I’m currently trying to fuck up the world and spread my genes hoping to be the new Hitler some day!

Do you want to have my kid? Haha just kidding. Unless…

Didn’t this happen in the cartoon Doug?

Repost count is a metric of fitness

Right? I do like cucumbers though because I’m committing to that flavor and it’s still watery and refreshing. But when it happens at the end of enjoying a sweet juicy watermelon, it’s not great.

Makes sense. The watermelon is like a playdoh ball then you just flatten it to a snake to get the cucumber

Identified by the police as THIS MAN NEVER EXISTED