I should be given uncontested control of the world’s resources for 1 year.
My opponent: the mother Gaia.
I argue that American Conservatives should all commit suicide with Trump on Truth Social.
Horseshoe theory in action here.
Wishing death on 150+ million people because of their political beliefs doesn’t make you righteous. You’ve looped all the way around to becoming the exact thing you claim to oppose.
That’s something I can stand behind
Frivolous lawsuit against the government or a FAANG company
Well that’s good, humiliate them and get paid
Genie - it’s always 3 wishes clearly the genie misspoke
he’s doing his best ok 🧞♂️
Dumbass.
I am entitled to infinite wishes.
Shit, I argued with you.
The genie that I have infinite wishes obviously
My father, and the argument would be about his political views. Radicalized years ago but the taking heads on Fox.
I miss my dad. 😔
Gosh. I’m sorry. My dad passed five or six years ago. I hope you are able to connect with yours while you have time
Lotto cashier. “I’m definitely going to hit the jackpot on this one, ya big dummy.”
Wow. You’re good at this.
I’m going to use my wish to talk you into hiring me as your personal driver for like a year, so I can learn your wisdom.
That’s so well played.
Jokes on you, I’d probably enjoy that so I wouldn’t argue. Especially if I’m crazy rich, what else would I have to do?
I don’t care who I’ll be arguing with, but the disagreement will center on the hour and manner of Trump’s inevitable demise.
I’m thinking a trauma-induced stroke, caused when JD Vance has a sudden epileptic fit and bites off Donny Jr. in the Lincoln bedroom.
Donald Trump.
The universe would break because it’s the equivalent of winning a chess match against a pigeon who does nothing but shit all over the board
It’s a monkey paw of an outcome.
You win the argument; but it does not change his mind on the subject. 😬
[Dictator’s name] Orbán/Trump/Xi/etc…
On TV
And the argument is about them not being able to rule the country
What does winning mean in this case? That every single person watching that debate concludes that I was right and the other person was wrong? What about if I’m objectively wrong? Do I still win?
Genie gives you the ability to argue perfectly, and no matter how good your opponent is they will not be able to beat you
IF by winning you mean that everyone listening agrees with me, then I’ll take on anyone on Fox News.
Definitively? Like everyone agrees I won the argument and it causes anyone who witnessed it to rethink their stance on the topic and actually fucking change the way they think and behave? An occurrence so rare I’d might as well play the lottery?
If that were true… I guess I’d argue Donald Trump about addressing and curbing Climate Change…and second choice would be arguing Elon Musk on the merits of developing actual empathy.
Genie wishes…pipe dreams in a lamp, lol. Anyways, thanks for inducing a small indulgence in some fantasy.
Oh these are good
I think you would have to argue with quite a few people to even get access to trump.
The OP’s what if scenario is already well outside the realm of potential reality, might as well go hard into the imagination space.
I argue with the genie that they actually promised to grant me infinite wishes
Alex O’Connor.
What would you debate him on?
