Nutsack biting height, there I said it are you fucking happy?
Let me tell you all a story 'bout a mouse named Lorry
Hm, how tall is the person? I mean people’s size varies. You can be under a meter or 2m 10.
At that size it gets difficult to imagine having one hung from your neck.
Never let a bird with a beak that size get it that close to your junk.
Doesn’t really show the friggin’ massive wingspan of the damn things, though…
Your armspan is your height…what does this pose accomplish?
Woah is that Bill Murray?
No.
Made you look!
Watch conservationists weigh & feed an underweight chick (not yet fledged, not too happy).
Underweight my ass. Poor bird is so fat and out of shape that it couldn’t even attempt to flee… :ł
It’s a chick: they just waddle, play with hay, and do flappies while waiting for their parents to occasionally feed them. Albatross chicks are huge.
Quit ruining my narrative with your facts and logic!
This reminds me of that one subreddit, “science diagrams that look like shitposts“ or something like that?
Carlos for scale.
ALLLLBATROOOSSS!
Two choc-ices please.
Is that John Cleese?
Indeed, in a little maids dress and apron, selling an albatross during the movie intermission.
I know albatross are big, but I can’t stop seeing it as an abnormally small man petting an abnormally well-behaved seagull.
That’s the expression of a man who just had a random naked encounter with an albatross. It’s a mix of befuddlement and wonder.
If risky to put dick in mouth, why make it friend sized?
I like more compare with the Harpia birdy
Paper beats rock
Here Paper always win, it’s healthier
