YarraByte@aussie.zoneM to Melbourne@aussie.zone · 1 day agoDiscussion Thread 🧋 Tuesday 17 June 2025pinmessage-squaremessage-square97fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareDiscussion Thread 🧋 Tuesday 17 June 2025pinYarraByte@aussie.zoneM to Melbourne@aussie.zone · 1 day agomessage-square97fedilink
minus-squareCEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·edit-211 hours agoYou have been charged with 3 counts of supplying out of date pepperoni to your family. How do you plead? Not guilty, Your Honor 😬
minus-squareLowExperience2368@aussie.zonecakelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·10 hours agoNot mushrooms, not guilty
minus-squareTheWitchofThornbury@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·10 hours agoCheesus! Pepperoni is preserved, goddamit. If no one dies or gets sick, the preservation worked.
minus-squareCatfish@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·10 hours agoWell yes, and even fuzziness is ok on some varieties. White fuzz, not green or blue!
You have been charged with 3 counts of supplying out of date pepperoni to your family. How do you plead?
Not guilty, Your Honor 😬
It’s still good, it’s still good….
Not mushrooms, not guilty
Cheesus! Pepperoni is preserved, goddamit. If no one dies or gets sick, the preservation worked.
Well yes, and even fuzziness is ok on some varieties. White fuzz, not green or blue!