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Together they can make the combined-arms-gulls.
Captain Planet Gull: “Give me those chips and I’ll poop on you!”
You: “… don’t you mean ‘or’ you will poop on me, not ‘and’?”
Captain Planet Gull: …
You: …
I never knew that. I thought it went from beagle to seagull and then on to eagle…
If seagulls fly over the sea, then what flies over the bay?
Bagels.
Don’t forget heartgulls. Everyone always forgets heart.
Don’t forget THA GOOD SHIP MERRY GULL!
Most of what we consider “seagulls” dont actually go out to sea. It’s all lies.
The seagull is the state bird of Utah. About 400 miles from the nearest ocean.
So they are lakegulls then.
They’re seaadjacentgulls.
Don’t forget bay-gulls. They love fish, especially smoked salmon
Bay-gull. Bagel.
Bay-hull; loves explosions.
I’ve seen many seagulls in my life.
But I’ve never seen any of the others.
And that’s terrifying. Stay vigilant.
Or at the very least a rivergull
vol-gul.
Wrong.
Seagulls imply the existence of Rivergulls, Lakegulls, Mountiangulls, Desertgulls, Forestgulls, Plaingulls, Valleygulls, Hillgulls, etc.
No no no, you’re all wrong. It goes Agles, Beagles, Seagulls, Deegles, Eagles, etc. We’ve proven the existence of 3 of these species already, but the search continues for these other mysterious creatures the certainly must exist. In this TED Talk, I will…
Archipelagulls
I love baygulls.
Reminds me of a John Hodgman bit - we have ice hockey, field hockey, and air hockey, implying the existence of fire hockey.
Some live by the bay. They’re baygulls.
