• samus12345@sh.itjust.works
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    2 days ago

    Former Rep. Adam Kinzinger (R-Ill.) got a little too specific when he attempted to describe Donald Trump’s body odor while speaking to Jimmy Kimmel this week.

    “What did it smell like specifically?” Kimmel asked.

    “So, if you take, like, armpits, ketchup, makeup and a little butt, it’s probably like that, all mixed up,” he said.

    “That’s the Trump formula?” Kimmel said.

    “A little bit of a pungent odor, I would say,” he said. “You definitely wouldn’t want to bottle it up and wear Trump cologne.”

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    2 days ago

    So can anyone release a fragrance called “Loss 46”?

    Could even use the logo:

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    The body fragrance will smell like human shit. Then he should sell an aftershave that smells like piss. For that freshly golden showered feel.

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    2 days ago

    Remember when Carter had to put his peanut farm into a trust to avoid real, or perceived conflicts of interest?

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    They should make it literally smell like soiled diapers. Because the idea of imposing an unpleasant experience on others as a dominance flex is philosophically quintessentially Trumpist.