Pubert and Rapeseed are ones I’m liking so far, thanks for the suggestions!
Grunch
Kytteigh
Jizzlord
There was a dog I followed on YT who was supposedly named Cumlord. He was fucking adorable but unfortunately I think he passed away.
Moo
Pussydawg
Doggo
voidfucker
Nyan
My friend used to have a cat called Chevy, which was originally short for Le Chevalier but changed to be short for Chevy Chase because they were both assholes.
The name that you chose - the cat doesn’t care anyway.
Cutlet is the best bad name for a cat. The cat will know it’s both your friend and a survival ration.
My cat Chili could relate.
Years back, one of mine was named Dag.
Fuckboy
Oh boy, someone hasn’t heard about H.P. Lovecraft’s cat.
My kitten is called Maxim Schnorky. According to him a certain amount of ethically doubtful compromise is okay if that keeps the cat food coming in.