Sets the tripod.
Checks the lightning isn’t too good.
Sets the timer.
Fails the first photo bcs pants, laptop, and positioning took too long.
Sets the timer again, this time by waddling to the phone.

“Omg, no, why would you take that picture, don’t you see I’m grinding!! You don’t get it, we are not the same.”

Makes a LinkedIn post.
Adds a shitty pun about shit.