Those peasants should be happy management thought about them at all
People just don’t want to work no more, so you got to give them snacks to keep them engaged.
Here’s an idea, lower your profits by 15%, triple everyone’s pay, and watch them all walk in whistling a happy tune every morning.
Or, y’know, give them a banana. That should work just as well.
How much could one banana cost? Five dollars?
Monkeys love banana
But code monkeys prefer Fritos with Tab or Mountain Dew
*Limited supplies (10)
Cavendish or Gros Michelle?
Gros Michelle already went extinct, so I can only assume it’s a Cavendish. But I don’t think this one with grant you X3 mult on your salary :'(
You can still buy gros michel bananas, they just cost $20 a bunch because so few people grow them these days
Not sure I ever came across one.
You won’t find them in grocery stores. But they’re worth ordering for actually-homemade banana pudding.
Whoever gets there first gets the banana
the HR manager dangling the banana from a fishing line from the upper floor: “Yes… Dance, monkey! Dance for your banana!”
“Last Person To Leave The Office Gets A Banana.” Mr. Feast, 2025
We do call the windshield wiper liquid dispenser thing a “piss boy” so makes sense.
Not two not three, a banana
No - A Banana
As in, a top-tier, Grade A fully fresh yellow Banana! You think you’ll get a B Banana? HELL NO. Only A Bananas here, my friend!
Is this a leaked frame from the season 3 of Severance?
Is there a third season? I wasn’t sure if they wrapped it they way to be over
Not yet, but they confirmed the renewal, I think
