Also, the Devil accepted defeat despite the fact that there were no judges to determine the winner.
Johnny was just so good that even the devil couldn’t challenge it.
Johnny is the best that ever was.
He was just trying to get rid of that awful solid gold fiddle. What’s the use of gold in hell?
I dunno why the robot devil specified “solid” gold-- the original song just said gold. You can make violins out of metal, so theoretically a gold one could work.
Liquid, plasma and gas are even worse.
After the diamond industry goes under maybe debeers’ll start pushing the plasma gold wedding ring
We already do. You’d know if you weren’t so poor.
It would be really soft, so if you ever drop it, the sound would be completely wrecked.
No way, devil won that shit hands down
He used a full band! That’s cause for disqualification.
Johnny didn’t read the fine print
We’re not even sure Johnny could read.
I know you’re probably referring to the Don Henley song, but my mind instantly went to the version by the fictional band, The Lone Rangers, from the movie Airheads back in the 90s.
I can’t find the full bit, but John Oliver is on team devil. ~hes not playing power chords, he brought a live band, his chorus is even better!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=673VdjXHWGs
Devil probably just wants to keep it interesting, it’s not exactly like the stakes were very high for the Devil
be Satan
immortal being
so bored 👿
challenge mortals to contests for their souls
give them stupid garbage as prizes
can’t even actually collect sold souls!
just hope they turn into arrogant, debaucherous assholes after “beating the devil”
plan successful 😈
inspired a few kickass rock songs too
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“Pride goeth before destruction, and a haughty spirit before a fall”
Lucifer was cast out due to pride.
Johnny said, “Devil, just come on back if you ever wanna try again I done told you once, you son of a bitch, I’m the best there’s ever been”
The devil didn’t lose, not in the long run.
Good guy satan: Gives people knowledge and then acknowledges when they’re better than him at something.
Hmm, so I’m basically Satan as a parent when I give my kids compliments? I guess it’s time to get a pitchfork and make it official.
That’s… kinda the whole point. If the devil challenged me to a writing-your-name-in-the-snow contest, I might try it. If he challenged me to Fortnite, I’d just laugh at him.
The devil lost because he was using a fiddle made of gold.
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Johnny committed the sin of Pride when he said that he’s the best, and the sin of Greed when he coveted that gold fiddle.
The Devil got what he wanted as soon as Jonny accepted the bet.
I mean with all the souls he’s been through I figure he’s just having fun with it at this point. Why not a fiddle contest? Maybe the next soul I’ll do a doodle contest!
Good enough for government work.
Actually, the devil demonstrated considerable skill with his fiddle. Johnny himself admitted he was pretty good. This poster needs to read the Bible.
