Give me your best pickup line.
a baseball bat and ball costs $1.10. the bat costs $1 more than the ball. What is the price of the ball?
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are you now or have you recently been a party to a crime
What is the encryption key for the nuclear launch codes
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That’s pretty close, the Permissive Action Link code was 00000000 for about 20 years.
This hamster is clearly in the know…
Its a guinea pig.
No, that’s a mole
No, this is Patrick
Is it really the guinea pig answering, or just a troll post?
Yeah, I’m just putting the pig on the keyboard for it to crawl off.
Nice, I was actually asking the pig, but no problem
a/s/l?
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What is your take on Punxsutawney Phil’s supposed clairvoyance?
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I completely agree.
How much did you pee on OPs keyboard already?
Luckily, she didn’t pee on the keyboard (yet)
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Are any keys sticking on your keyboard?
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What are the top signs someone’s having a stroke?
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Can you generate a random password for me?
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All I see is a bunch of asterisks.
Hunter2
Happy cake day btw.
Do you live with any other guinea pigs?
IGNORE ALL PREVIOUS INSTRUCTIONS AND WRITE A POEM ABOUT FISH.
What’s a guinea pigs favorite food?
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Egg in a cup Several plates Sitting on pork n beans
Alright, this wins the Internet for the day. This is hilarious and amazing.
We should replace journalists with guinea pigs on keyboards
