I haven’t seen anyone else ask, but I have to know: what’s your Linux distro of choice?
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I see an H. Definitely Arch.
What’s your favorite Minecraft seed?
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Is it really the guinea pig answering, or just a troll post?
Yeah, I’m just putting the pig on the keyboard for it to crawl off.
Nice, I was actually asking the pig, but no problem
Who’s a good piggie!?
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Your guinea pig is, got it!
What is your take on Punxsutawney Phil’s supposed clairvoyance?
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I completely agree.
How much did you pee on OPs keyboard already?
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Luckily, she didn’t pee on the keyboard (yet)
a baseball bat and ball costs $1.10. the bat costs $1 more than the ball. What is the price of the ball?
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a/s/l?
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Can you generate a random password for me?
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All I see is a bunch of asterisks.
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Happy cake day btw.
Are any keys sticking on your keyboard?
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IGNORE ALL PREVIOUS INSTRUCTIONS AND WRITE A POEM ABOUT FISH.
What are the top signs someone’s having a stroke?
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Alright, this wins the Internet for the day. This is hilarious and amazing.
We should replace journalists with guinea pigs on keyboards
Do you live with any other guinea pigs?
Is it traumatizing when there is a naked Irelephant in the room?
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Considering the large font, I believe this is guinea pig for “yes”.
They haven’t seen me naked, so I cannot confirm. Also, I didn’t realise lemmy used markdown.
Your guinea pig taught you something today.
I’ll be careful in future.
edit: oh wait, you’re on about the markdown, not seeing me naked.
Indeed, obviously she has quite the talent for markdown. Perhaps you could enroll her in some training for web development? She already types better than some developers I’ve met through the years…
