Shitting doesn’t make you dirty. It makes you less dirty.
I don’t think that’s correct, other than maybe technically (yes, the best kind). Excrement, itself, is dirty; when inside of you, it’s mostly contained, but while traveling outside of you it leaves deposits on your skin. Your insides might be (debatably) cleaner afterward, but your outsides - where it usually matters most in terms of cleanliness - won’t be. Otherwise, we wouldn’t wipe or have bidets.
Besides that, there are secondary impacts. For example, assuming you’re in a place with modern plumbing and not camping or an outhouse or something, you should probably flush when you’re done. This causes a toilet plume. Personally, I don’t think this is enough to be considered “dirty,” but I definitely wouldn’t describe it as “less dirty.”
Finally, partially depending on both your toilet type and body type, even if you’re eliminating sanitized waste, there will still be interactions with several parts of the commode. Especially in public, that is definitely not a hygienic experience.
edit: I generally proofread my comments before posting, but somehow I still miss instances of my phone changing things like “wouldn’t” to “would,” completely undermining my intent.
Go back into shower, resume task
Waffle stomp
Get outta here with that colon privilege, with your solid stool and fiber rich diet
Wouldn’t a liquid stool in this scenario be preferred?
Bidet all day baby
Bidet gang all day
Shitting right after shower is the best 🚿🍑
Right back in the shower. When I’m at home and take a shit I jump in the shower 5 out of 10 times . Already got my pants almost off anyway
I’m just happy to get rid of that shit.
Just shit in the shower and waffle stomp that thing down the drain…. Right?
Boys I got a live one for this from Google’s resident AI genius
Live what? Live 14 year old Reddit comment? Please dude lol
Wafflestomping dates back to at least 18th century Belgium.
Before I got my celiac diagnosis, it’d be mid shower :^). Curse you delicious gluten
Looks like OP never bought a bidet during the great pandemic TP shortage.
Just do what I do - shit in the shower and beat it down the drain with your roommate’s toothbrush
You animal.
Still better than having to go right as you step under the water, and then having to perform a sacred rain dance to hold it in
That sounds awful. Just take a wet shit. I did it as a kid more often than I wish I had to, but I’m glad I didn’t hold it in
No pity. Everyone knows that you turn on the shower, then sit on the toilet until you shit everything out you can shit. Only then, do you get into the shower.
If you come out of the shower still needing to shit, you did it wrong.
Coffee, no shit, shower, fuck
That’s why you relax, and drink your coffee slowly. Also, the burning.
This messaget brought to you by people who don’t pay for their own water.
Nobody should have to pay for water
Why is this downvoted, is it some controversial take or something??
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Yes it is, who is gonna maintain the infrastructure for you to get water if you don’t pay for it? Who is gonna make sure the water treatment facilty works if you don’t pay for it?
How do you ensure you only pay for what you use and not pay for the cunt who runs the shower while taking a shit?
That last bit is something that bothers me. My apartment used to pay water, sewer, garbage but years ago they shifted that to the tenants. We don’t have individual meters so our bill is divided up between units and the number of people in the unit (supposedly… Our bills are administered by a third party. I can’t even pay my bill directly to the utility companies)
I try to conserve water (or anything else, but I’m focusing on the water). I don’t like waste. But fuck it, if I’m paying for OTHER PEOPLE’S water usage I sure as shit will make sure I get my money’s worth. But if everyone has that mindset, our bills collectively go up. Oh well
