I can fix her.

I get arrested for my crimes against humanity, because my counterpart is 97% good.

Hope we collapse into a self contained black hole

I tell him “Nice goatee, bro.”

Oh, they must be the version of me without the inhibitions, then? Cool. Let’s go to town. >:-)

Stuff.

Butt stuff.

I’m pretty sure I’m 55% evil so he would be 45% he and thus the good one.

I’d probably take a car to our mum’s. Kill Phil, grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over.

I’m only 20% good, so they’re 80% good. Murder them and take their stuff. It should be easy, stupid goody two-shoes.

Fuck. I love evil women.

Kill him. There can be only one.

Oh God, I believe that makes me the evil one. What do I do?

Are they also my opposite in how they are good or evil, or just opposite in quantity?

For example, if I’m an antisocial asshole with positive ideals, does this mean my opposite is an extremely friendly and polite business major?

Come out to the coast, we ll get together, have a few laughs…

I would fuck my self

Assuming they would have taken more or less the same life path I have, I would want to sit down and trade stories.

“What did you do back at that one time in Summer of '19? How did that go?” I guess I would hear some appalling stories, but I would be too curious.

suck his dick for sure