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A catered quiet night alone sounds pretty dope actually.
Catering companies would love to bring you food for 10 people and the plates to keep it warm for your quiet night alone. All you gotta do is pay.
Waiter comes up with a tray: pig in a blanket?
Me half stoned laying in bed: the fuck did you call me?
Another one comes around to gather your empty champagne glasses…
“This one’s still full, want me to leave it?”
“Nah, you can dump it. I wasn’t up for going to the toilet after being called a pig in a blanket…”
We really should start celebrating T u e s d a y s.
Tuesdays are the most productive day of the week. Not a time for celebration, its business time.
German Tuesday (Dienstag) roughly translates as duty-day (Dienst-Tag), probably not etymologically, but still.
Etymologically, it derives in some way from the Norse-Germanic war god Tyr (akin to French “mardi”, “day of mars”, ig).
Ah yes, the war day. I wonder how many wars started on a Tuesday?
I know that World War I started on a Tuesday so that’s 50% of all world wars right there.
All the more reason to reduce productivity. Flatten the curve, lower expectations. Tuesday is the scab of weekdays. The other days need to strike.
I heard that line in Bill Wurtz voice for some reason
Truly the voice of several generations.
That comment is basically a whole Bill Wurtz song.
could we celebrate wednesdays instead? tuesdays are my weekly catered drug intervention with my mother.
Throw a dead horse into the mix and we have a party.
You really can’t beat a dead horse as a reason for a party.
It wasn’t Tuesday it was T u e s d a y. I am assuming it’s like a normal Tuesday but in some uncanny valley creepy form.
my bad! on
T u e s d a ys i’m actually totally free so
“For You, The Day Bison Graced Your Village Was The Most Important Day Of Your Life. But For Me, It Was TUESDAY”
Jim is back? Why didn’t anybody tell me? Is he doing fine?
Jim the horse? I’m afraid I have bad news for you.
Just after his wedding… :(
The horse his name is Jim
Horse funeral
Horse funeral 2
Horse funeral: truly aww-foal
Horse funeral: equinity
Like beating a dead horse.
You both stop that shit right now
You’re saying they should stop horsing around?
Do they provide written material on ‘How to beat a dead horse’?
Maybe a dummies guide?
Ya gotta laugh.
I love Obvious Plant
OOOHHHH so THAT’S where that pre-cracked egg comes from. I didn’t know that was a whole joke account and store.
Honestly, if I ran a catering business I might put up the same sign. What’s the worst that can happen? 3 horse funerals?
holds up spork
LMAOA, that reminded me of one of the teaser clips for that ol’ Supreme Commander 2:
“You know you don’t need to bring a dead horse every time you want catering right, Jim?”
“Jim has returned! But this time he brought us a live horse…. you think he’s still going to ask us to cater its funeral?”
Careful. Read their reviews online and I’m not so sure about this place. They served deviled eggs at the return of Jim and everyone knew Jim hated eggs. Some people argued this was even why Jim left again and didn’t stay returned.
Can they do an horse funeral on a Tuesday? It’s not clear from the text.
Come inside for a free consultation.
This just unlocked one of my weirdest childhood memories. I played fastpitch softball as a kid, and at one away game the school’s softball field was next to a pasture. During warmups and the first several innings, we watched a guy dig a hole in the pasture. In the second inning or so, we hear a gunshot off in the distance, and the third has a truck dragging a horse corpse to the big hole. The man shoved the horse corpse into the grave, and takes three innings to bury the horse.
At the team huddle after the game, one of my teammates said an eulogy for the horse.
I think we’ve made some great progress today, don’t you? How does next Tuesday at 11 sound for our follow up.
That’s brutal…
I went to a middle school that sat next to a farm. A number of our athletic matches were canceled due to the cows getting out and one was canceled because the farmer shot a coyote on our baseball field & left it.
If they bring a mariachi band I’m sold
It would be especially appropriate for a horse funeral were the animal was used to bring contraband over the Sierra Morena.
I just want mariachi band to play Y Los Cielos on the other side of the door when I’m trying to squeeze out a really tough one, but that would be rude to them and those years are past.
