A wolf spider’s passport photo—up close and personal at 20X magnification! 🕷️
📸 Credit: Medienbunker Produktion
“How do you like my grasshopper cosplay?”
From afar it looks like a surprised rodent.
You found what on my web history?!
When you realise you’ve been caught in a web of your own lies.
WE’VE BEEN TRYING TO REACH YOU ABOUT YOUR CAR’S EXTENDED WARRANTY
There is no try. Only do.
Have you seen my tweezers.
Hey my guy, I know you were just cracking a joke about teeth hair… but I just want you to know that your joke was insensitive and it really hurt my feelings.
I have a condition and hair on my teeth is not something I can control, okay? So can we stop with the teeth hair jokes?
Teeth hair.
"Have you seen my possum? "
But seriously, I thought this was some man made art. The fact that this is a real life pic of a living creature is wicked.
This makes me highly uncomfortable
See kids? Monsters not bad! Monsters just… different! And different not bad!
Rob Schneider, is a jumping spider! Rated PG13
Rob Schneider is dip derp a derpity!
“Hey bro, your alarm went of like, 4 times already. You’re gonna be late for work.”
DO YOU HAVE GAMES ON YOUR PHONE!?