Tea@programming.dev to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agoMicrosoft wouldn't look at a bug report without a video. Researcher maliciously complied.go.theregister.comexternal-linkmessage-square53fedilinkarrow-up132arrow-down12cross-posted to: [email protected][email protected]
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minus-squarerottingleaf@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoJust askin’, this company wasn’t called something like Microstrategy, no?
minus-squarearamis87@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 month agoIt rhymed with Smoracle. Which is really ironic because you’d think that’s the ONE company that would (a) understand how to write a SQL statement, and (b) get really effing concerned when a simple database query broke their product.
minus-squareayyy@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 month agoOracle doesn’t know how to write software. Only contracts and lawsuits.
Just askin’, this company wasn’t called something like Microstrategy, no?
It rhymed with Smoracle. Which is really ironic because you’d think that’s the ONE company that would (a) understand how to write a SQL statement, and (b) get really effing concerned when a simple database query broke their product.
Oracle doesn’t know how to write software. Only contracts and lawsuits.