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Edit: omg everyone please reply to each other with suggested additional nicknames
This is Zoe, aka Princess Zoe Peanut Butter Garbanzo
She got the name peanut butter from a delivery guy one day who was helping move in a new couch. She just went up to him friendly as can be and the delivery guy just went “hey peanut butter” and the nickname stuck.
Name: Emily
Nickname: Emmerly. Sometimes I sing “Emmerly and Ivory” to her 😁
Name: Charlotte
Nickname: Char-Char
I also refer to them as “The Sisters” or “The Fabulous Staredycat Sisters” since they are in fact sisters from the same litter and love staring at me, visitors, and each other 😄
A rare moment of them getting along outside of having fun playfighting:
Things I love about this comment:
- Singing Emmerly and Ivory
- Emmerly’s mlem matching the cat food bag
- “Staredycat Sister’s”
- The fact that Char Char is a tortoiseshell, because I think they look like orange cats that got stuck in a sooty chimney
Her name is Beri. Nicknames: beko, bekos, or berko. As you can see in the pictures she’s a low intelligence specimen.
The last pic has big “phone home” vibes 👽
No pictures, sorry. Got two of them. (Two of them)
Pistache (Pistachio, classic Calico tabby)
- Squirt
- Princess
- Little Missy
- Spoiled brat
And, Earl Grey (Super chonky muted tuxedo tabby)
- Grey
- Jonathan Chonkstar
- Fully loaded potato
- Sweet potato
- Yam-yam (sweet potato)
Sushi
My wife and daughter call her su or more commonly su-su
If she’s in trouble then it’s Sushi Maki Roll <Our last name>
I call her Stink Butt because she takes the smelliest poops I’ve ever had the displeasure of smelling and then doesn’t bury them in the litter.
Name: Luci (disenchantment character)
Nick Names: Lulu, Goddamnit, Dumpster goblin, Lou, Stop that.
Name: Rorschach Nick Names: Buddy, Rory, purrlator, ruru, socks, hungry boi,
Nova and Athena. SillyButt and BabyKitty.
Name: Nomi
Nickname: Nerbals (among many, many others)
Name: ToeKnee
Nickname: Tony
Percy aka Percy-Cat and No, you’ve already been fed!
Scruffy aka Big Boy. Since i can’t seem to upload, he has no teeth and a floppy ear. When he arrived on my doorstep 6 years ago, his fur was matted, his mouth bloody and inflamed (stomatitis, which got his teeth pulled) and he has a BB permanently lodged in his side from some asswipe that shot him. About 16 pounds.
I have two void brothers.
Booker
- Book
- Booger
- Bookbookbookbookbookbookbookabookabooka
- Booker DeWitt (his full name) when he’s being very handsome.
Hollow
- Holla at your homeboy
- Scaredycat
- Boy
- Fatty
Both of them also get called
- Mister Man
- Void (said as many times as feels right)
- Stinkybutt
- Boysboysboysboysboysboysboys (into perpetuity)
- Handsome
I had a cat named Buddy, and he would get up to a lot of mischief so we’d often refer to him as “the monster”. Once you start calling your cat “Buddy monster” you’ll find you’re a very short distance from “monster of buddies I’m pulling your strings”.
Here’s Buddy after wrecking his Christmas-themed RV:
Name: Blu
Nicknames:
- Blauzi
- Baunzi
- Stinki
- alte Kackbrazze
General von Mackensen. They look like they fought in both world wars.
She fights every other cat she comes across.
…
And loses.
Aaah, true von Mackensen style
Two cats. Some of these are translated from my first language (I use it interchangeably with English with these two…)
The calico: Mew
- Meow
- Meeeeoooooooow (when she is sad & I have to call her)
- Ms. Majestic (or something like that)
- Big Mew
- House tiger
The void: Tommy
- Thomas (his official name, when he’s majestic)
- tom (when he’s derpy)
- ROTUND/Massive object
- Le creature
- Fat Tommy/Tommy Fat/My-Fat-Tom/My-Tom-Fat (yup it’s just shuffling words)
Both:
- Massive fluffs
- Le chonkers (or something like that; one came in as a skinny stray & the other was a baby, but they are both very well-fed now)
Tommy is on a diet I promise
