Why am I getting Christian Mingle from this

Pillow Prince(ss) looking for a Sugar Parent

Oh this is for sure the teaser pic for his OnlyPaws

A fool on a fool’s errand 😹

This one got an actual lol from me

My little blue point was a foster! Idk how someone could have abandoned this precious baby at 2 weeks.

Sansa is so beautiful and majestic! 💖

These would definitely be Oliver’s.

Tinder

Grindr

Bumble

Loling at the Predator sounds, it’s so true. I think she is definitely having a conversation with you!

Especially after running to the carpet 😅

Percy 🥹 that is indeed very cute. He’s communicating!

For Oliver, his bedtime routine. Once he thinks I’m getting ready to go to bed, he’ll sit by the stairs. Once I get there, he runs as fast as he can up the stairs and then looks behind him to make sure I’m still coming. Then he runs to the bedroom, again stopping and looking. Then when I go to the bathroom he runs back out of the bedroom to join me while I pee and brush my teeth–I leave the door cracked for him and he pushes in with his head. While I’m getting ready he skitters in and out of the bathroom being annoyed with me. Then finally when I go towards the bedroom he runs and does a flying leap into the bed. (Which means that sometimes when my partner is already in bed he lands right on his dick 😅). He runs over to my side of the bed and lays down and then I slither my way in. I’m a side sleeper, so I turn over and get myself tucked all in and comfy. And then he goes up to sit on my butt like it’s his little kitty cat sofa.

He doesn’t sleep with us all night but he almost always comes to bed with me and I just love that he has his little routine and that I’m part of it. 🥹

Yes, he’s my little baby Oliver 🥹

I’m glad I’m not the only one who calls my baby a foot freak haha

The other day I had lightning strike super close to my house (about 2 seconds to hear the huge thunder crack). It occurred to me that I didn’t actually know how lightning worked so I looked it up, reminded me that nature is fucking wild. And then, you’re right, we saw that and were like “let’s get it in our house fellas”

I read it 💖

Thank goodness for the strange rules from the animal shelter and animal control. Thank goodness Buddy ate a broom. Thank goodness for cardboard boxes and cobwebs and drawers full of clothes.

Buddy was an adorable baby and he was so lucky to have you and your wife.

I love Lamp 🥹

I’m imagining him throwing himself against the cage door begging for pets and knowing that you were the ones who would give them.

Mine is Oliver. He was fostered as a 2 week old kitten by my brother-in-law. After his divorce Oliver came to live with us, he’s been with us for almost two years now. I have had other pets but I’ve never felt this close to another creature.

He loves to be near me and comes running when I call for him. Every night when I get ready to go upstairs to bed, he waits at the stairs for me, then runs up as fast as he can, then turns around to make sure I’m still following. He runs down the hall to jump up on my bed and wait in my spot, then kneads and snuggles and purrs and it just fills my heart with such joy. He’s afraid of most people, but he loves me unconditionally.

I joke that we’re both have an anxious attachment style because we were taken from our mothers too early, but I really do think that we understand each other and the need to feel safe.

Maybe this is dramatic but I truly don’t know how I could live without him.

If you gotta skip leg day, ya sure as hell never skip arm day. Stay buff Honey!

Yin and yang 🥹

When you lost the assembly instructions from IKEA so you just tell your best