I hated going to catholic church growing up. The only thing I hated more than church was CCD after school. Fuck religion fuck that indoctrinating bullshit fuck that tradition.
Whatever you do, don’t stick your tongue out like a rock star with Jesus on your tongue. I’ve found this upsets the nuns. Well maybe it was just me that upset the nuns. A young atheist in a Catholic school was interesting.
Lmfao does the Catholic Church just go absolutely horrible on everything?
I grew up in the ELCA and we had homemade fresh baked bread every communion. It was amazing. The wine was less so so I always took grape juice (even had an old lady say “you can have the wine, the grape juice is for recovering alcoholics.” I responded with, at 13, “I am a recovering alcoholic.” The look on her face was priceless)
My favorite joke after communion was asking for a toothpick because “I’ve got some Jesus stuck in my teeth”.
Does swallowing these count as deep-throating God?
I don’t know about you guys but the few times I tried holy wafers (I’m not religious but had friends who were) I found them to be almost paper thin. These crispies are much thicker
These might be the deluxe ones, like Monster energy wafers. You know the commercials, “You only need 3.7 seconds for a whole mass baby!”
It’s just if you pay more you get more of his body.
I’ve been an atheist for all of my life, but somehow I got handed one of those Jesus chips as a child, and I must say I was not impressed.
