• swlabr@awful.systems
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    26 days ago

    also make sure you get a 100% gold buttplug and sleep with it in. that way you always have a stash on you in case the left take over the government and storm your house

    • David Gerard@awful.systemsOPM
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      26 days ago

      Gold Buttplug
      He’s the man
      The man with the Midas arse
      Pretty girl, beware of his plug of gold
      This butt is cold