Assuming your really hungry, and you have a bunch of hard boiled eggs available… how many can you eat until you are totally full?
I can eat 50 eggs!
Luke, is that you?
Yes, but there is no way I will even try to eat 50 eggs.
So I will distract you all with a musical number
…nobody can eat 50 eggs
…nobody can afford to eat 50 eggs
FTFY
Yeah, but you’re roughly the size of a barge.
Okay Gaston
I would love to see a video of you eating 50 eggs
Matt stonie ate 120 in 8 minutes… But i suspect he was full far before that https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCncM1sJxtI
Sounds cool.
I can only afford two eggs right now so… I doubt that would fill me up but I could eat two eggs.
It’s a weekend after payday. Gonna treat myself with 3 eggs AND avocado toast!.. Without avocado.
I take it you are not paying your rent this month?
We talking scrambled, or shell on whole eggs? Scrambled probably 4+. Eggs never seem to fill me up like they should. Whole eggs maybe 1. Less than 1 even. I don’t think I can swallow a whole egg.
I don’t think I’ve even seen anyone eat a shell on egg before
Depends on how it’s cooked, I guess.
So many moons ago in a far off galaxy.
My roommate and I explored this very question.
3 and a slice of toast was the sensible outcome.
But I was foolish and what started this was suggesting I could eat a whole carton. Spoiler I could not. 🤮🐣 (And neither could they)
Depends. If they are deviled/stuffed eggs I can eat at least a dozen at a party without even realizing.
So, 24 halves?
Minus the few that others manage to get to before I do.
When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs
Every morning to help me get large
And now that I’m grown I eat five dozen eggs
So I’m roughly the size of a barge”And no one can impulse buy EGGS like Gaston!”
Probably a whole dozen. But I wouldn’t want to be in a room with me after. It’s gonna stink.
How many eggs do you have to eat before thoughts of the violence and cruelty you are committing impinge upon your consciousness?
All food is part of a lifecycle. Whatever you eat, something has died for it. Yes, even plants.
But do we really need to have this argument every time? There are plenty of vegan communities to pound the pulpit in, I even upvote you in your vegan community posts…
We are just here trying to have a good time. Just have a egg and relax.
Whatever you eat, something has died for it. Yes, even plants.
Okay? So what? That’s irrelevant, and I think you know that. I think you are just trying to distract yourself from processing ideas and feelings that are inconvenient for you.
No one is against the death of any living creature. That’s a ridiculous straw-man.
You cannot be cruel to a plant. You cannot commit violence against a plant. You cannot commit atrocity against a plant. These are things you do every time you buy an egg. Plants DON’T HAVE EXPERIENCES. The experiences of animals are real and matter.
It’s funny how plants rights advocates only seem to exist in the presence of people appealing for compassion to animals. Funny, transparent, and pathetic.
Do you know why people don’t have empathy for animals? Because they are cowards. Experiencing the feelings of creatures that you abuse so heartlessly HURTS more than you are even willing to understand. So you just block it all out and pretend it isn’t even happening. You make stupid little arguments that ignore the point, just to distract yourself from thinking about that very point. It doesn’t matter that you’re making the same arguments that have been refuted a million times before, because you are not interested in engaging in good faith, you just need a distraction.
From your own fucking cruelty and violence. Never allowing yourself to even consider that you can JUST STOP being cruel and violent. Because then you’d have to admit to yourself that you’ve been manipulated into being a monster all your life.
creatures that you abuse
there is no reason to believe they are abusing anything
“You’re a monster. Now join my way of living.” Do you really think people will actually follow you with that kind of antagonism?
You gotta work on your persuasion skills, or else that’s proof that you don’t actually care to convert people and just like to stick your nose up. Instead of insulting people, why not start with spreading awareness of Meatless Monday?
Plants DON’T HAVE EXPERIENCES.
you can’t prove this
As evidenced by this past thanksgiving, at least 73 deviled eggs
Alright, this is a question for me! 😊
I can eat 6 boiled XL eggs at once and do so on a regular basis.
By “at once” I hope you mean “in one sitting”, otherwise you’re surely risking some sort of jaw injury.
FLUFFY BUNNY
Haha I do mean in one sitting! But now I have the image of me opening my mouth wide like Kirby trying to eat 6 XL eggs at once! 😂
If they’re deviled eggs, I try to stop before $20, so probably 4 dozen under Biden, and maybe 5-6 eggs (if I can find them) under Trump.
4 is my standard portion, I usually buy medium sized eggs. If I was pressed I could probably eat 6.
2 to 4 depending on what I eat it with
I can have 3 eggs and then its not so much that I full as it is I am violently ill. Egg intolerance? idk