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Everyone is 1 of the 10000. Even the people who have to look up what being 1 of the 10000 means

Damn I remember that one now!

Emu Wars

Depends on where they are printed

OK who gave Luigi a flower?

US workers had the day off to do other stuff than scroll Lemmy at work

I would say you are kinda right, but working help desk for a few years taught me there are still a ton of dumb ass millennial users.

I need to know if there are hot single moms in my area!

What do you mean user adjective - noun numbers is a bot?

3rd party API restrictions as they ramped up for their IPO and the shitshow that ensued.

Lol I got a layoff notice last Thursday at another financial institute. Our whole environment is Lenovo. I noticed at the end of last year that 2025s upcoming EOL refresh was going to be all thin laptop conversions.

But don’t worry guys, I can apply for 10 dollars less an hour to the new contractor they are bring on to delay the inevitable.

Not trying to downplay their situation, but the craziest part to me is the boss is actually competent and knowledgeable of their environment.

Not my wallpapers!