Should have led an insurrection instead, and then become president. Though I forgot if you need to also defraud a charity, be a cheating rapist slumlord and get convicted of 34 felonies first, or if the order doesn’t matter. Things are changing so fast nowadays.

John Zorn did have a lot of input on this album.

This has been one of my favorite albums for like 30 years. So many great bands/collabs/artists are attached to Mr Bungle, like Secret Chiefs 3, Tomahawk, Faith No More, Lovage, Maldoror, Mondo Carne, Fantomos, Peeping Tom …

Yeah, we have been well aware of this since the 2016 primaries. You are all massive chicken-shits who’s fear of a con artist eclipses your duty to the American people and the constitution. I’ll be sure to make a note of it in case I forget.

He doesn’t have any tattoos, right?

The most powerful man in the country is a complete dotard.

The headlines and what is written in between them is why.

It’s the government rhetorically asking “Do you wanna see a magic trick?”

To be fair to the EU, republicans could have done more before it even arrived at the feet of the EU

Constant runny eyeliner.

Game recognize game

Wild. I honestly didn’t know that was the case. Because it was unsuccessful, I kinda just quit caring and didn’t bother to look into it more. I saw his stupid pose, and thought “better luck next time”.

Figures though.

What a stupid fucking move. Here in Oregon there are so many logging scars and shitty areas that were once beautiful old growth forests. The destruction logging leaves in its wake is sobering, terrifying and disgusting. We already have areas that are fucked up, monoculture wastelands. Keep raping that until we get our shit together.

I can’t wait to read the big headline. Until then, they better fucking gridlock this in the courts.

Cunts. All of them. Maybe we could get them to go stand out in the woods holding some branches.

Two impeachments would disagree. They teed the republicans up to cut the trump hemorrhoid off, but they (republicans) were too chickenshit.

That said, they need to grow some balls and start swinging. It takes more than Bernie, AOC and a few other loud progressives to start cracking the fortress of shameless greed republicans have been building over the past 40 years.

As long as you remember to vote, smoke a bowl for me too.

Accusation, confession, no justice, yadda yadda

Just the fact that he said it indicates that it never happened. He is one of the worst liars I have ever heard.

My uncle was a trumper and a bullshit artist. The similarities between the two were terrifying. But one thing that awarded me was knowing straight away that trump is never to be taken at his word. You know when he is just saying what he thinks he wants people to hear while trying to sound like a tough guy.

When someone speaks so frequently in hyperbole, you know they are trying to fool you.

Musk just deserves to be flat broke. Stumbling through the aisles of a Walmart at 11pm in sweatpants and an oversized Garfield shirt, searching for bologna and generic white bread.

Or deport him, I’m good either way.

In fact I wouldn’t mind trump having the same outcome. Assassination is much too quick. He doesn’t learn a lesson or have the time to comprehend the gravity of justice. It’s too easy of an escape for him.

His name is

"I’ve got that covered!”, he continued.

I was at a rally over the weekend. I can assure you that most of them are still quite committed to being taken. At least in my odd little corner of Oregon.