I always think what Stalin would do in the same situation as me. It’s hard to imagine Stalin shitting his pants, but if it would somehow happen I think he would keep his pride and wouldn’t let anyone see that something gone wrong. So, I would do the same.

Yandex is a great replacement for gmail. And to replace google calendar, Yandex Calendar exists.

This is not a bait. I seriously think that my friends abandon ideas of Marxism by worshiping putin instead of our great leader Stalin

Use Astra Linux and you’ll never have any problems

Just use Russian swears

I do that only in Soviet elevators (They care about privacy and have no cameras)

Totally agree

I’ll know after 7 years, when I’m 19

I don’t have a mirror - they are too bourgeois for proletarians like me

Signal wasn’t made in USSR, so it can’t be good

When the hotel is free:

I was able to read Foundations of Leninism in just one day! And I don’t even know Russian!!

Images of me with my wife - Stalin are not AI slop!!!

Yes, because my wife is Stalin