…Roll Tide…
tapes the paper over the camera…
OMG Brad it was one time, and I was on adderoll!
Please use boner to press button. This is NOT for dirty fingers. THANK YOU.
“Enjoy the free show”
How big are their clits ?
You raise an interesting point. I thought of this only from the point of view of a guy using his cock. Can’t imagine a clit engorged enough to do this. But on a cold day I certainly could see a female nipple successfully pushing an elevator button
Look up some geared female bodybuilder porn, you’ll be surprised.
Yeah, well I just had a wank and didn’t wash my hands. What you gon’ do about it, UOA?
Nobody does this better than JB (NSFW) https://youtu.be/U0WSa3VDiX0
“Why is it all sticky?”
I did all these cock push ups for nothing!
Down in the deep south
what else are you supposed to do when your hands are full of sister
But there are no buttons with genetalia on them.
You don’t see it on the photo but “1” is literally just a phallus. Never go there.
If you squint just right, the door close button looks a little sus
Frickin’ Big Brother these days, you can never get away from him.
I give that a 50/50 chance that the sign is a prank vs the sign is actually necessary
And the prank is on the 50% of their student population who coincidentally happens to have oppositional defiant disorder.
I do that only in Soviet elevators (They care about privacy and have no cameras)