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Piggyback off of what was just said then circle back around to the previous topic. If anyone questions you, pivot by addressing the concerning lack of synergy. Excuse yourself from the meeting and ask your boss for the rest of the day off to take care of an “emergency” (there is no emergency, you’re just tired and bored). Forget your Tupperware in the fridge and go home after a hard day’s work.

The darkness is a balm for the troubled soul

The carpetbaggers didn’t take enough from those whiny losers and then they got all uppity on us and elected a fascist. They need to be reminded of their place as the scum of America.

Yep, it’s Wednesday again

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Why should anyone go to the effort to make content when the audience is a bunch of unappeasable dorks who can’t appreciate it? They want content, but not like that!

For all their preaching about the sanctity of democracy they seem willing to do anything to avoid ever having a democratic primary process. The hypocrisy is stunning.

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The Pinocchio story is outdated. We need a new adaptation for the modern age where the main character becomes slightly more orange and insufferable every time they lie.

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🥖🥐🗼🇫🇷🚬

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