They are definitely up to something.

But the autopen. And Hunter’s dong. Biden must face Republican justice.

If I had to attend events off the clock, my union president would eat nails and spit rust.

They raided a Tr*mp administration official?

My GP told me her employer isn’t doing anything different. Flu and COVID vaccines will still be free for everyone in the system.

Of course, when there are no new vaccines, it won’t do much.

FREEDOM!

Shut down the colleges first.

Gosh. Now WHERE have we seen this before?

The Gig Economy will rule America! Let the strong rule. /s

My wife loves a Cosmo.

Ah yes, the “school to prison” pipeline, puh-raise JEE-zuz-ah!

A little late.

Too fast. We never have enough time with them.

It will be back. I think you’ve got a cat.

“I alone can make deals with Ghina! Ghina will cave bigly! The best deals! Deals that are good for everyone, billionaires and multimillionaires alike, believe me!”

That practice isn’t rare in authoritarian states. George III, Stalin, Nero, probably Mao. Now TACO.

We pay for his health care, better quality than most millionaires could dream of. His team will keep him so full of drugs, and so many secret surgeries, he will live into his 80s. His brain will be last week’s taco meat, but he will live.

Those countries should frame his letters and display them in the national museum. Make Taco Boy a laughingstock.

And if there’s no more birthright citizenship, how will any of that help anyway?

At some point very soon, I see everyone having to appear before some official, fill out pages of forms, pay a fee, and take an oath in order to be registered as a citizen.

That is the evil brilliance of Conservative marketing.

My wife refuses to think about leaving. I won’t go without her. So, I stay here, and one day sooner rather than later, Homeland or a private “militia” will break my door in, and i will go missing.