Living Corporate Mascot

Every summer I get ants. I thought the doggos tracked them in on their paws but when they passed, we still got ants every goddamn summer. So many. Then spiders. The big ass thick butted ugly ass spiders. Those bitches just don’t care about their lives. My daily routine in the summer is rinsing at least three spiders down the drain while I shower.

r/libraryofbabel, r/tragedeigh, and r/everyoneknowsthat. But I can live without them.

Tragedeigh gets depressing sometimes as someone who had a horrible name growing up. Libraryofbabel kinda encourages my maladaptive daydreaming and honestly creating [email protected] wasn’t the best for trying to break out of my daydreaming addiction.

However I can get my Who’s Who updates somewhere else. Everyone knows that it, you’ve got ulterior motives!

Used them professionally for failed business ventures. Never personally. Never saw the appeal.

I’ve been calling it the Zelda’s Adventure font this whole time.

That’s basically cherophobia

Who made these rules? Like seriously, who made these rules and why are you following them. My 26 year old ass rode a manual scooter through parks every fucking day, played on the swing and climbed on trees.

Oh, right, adult play is either sex or watching people pretend to die, and nothing else. This world is boring.

They don’t know their children are streaming because they don’t care about their children. They only care about drugs and watching TV. The children are streaming for money to buy things to break from the monotonous life of being told to go away and watching content farm slop. Some are trying to buy soap so they aren’t the stinky kid anymore, as the parents can buy soap but they need to save for a $100 bag with a $5000 name on it.

Also the viewers are the closest thing the children have to family and friends.

It’s almost as if an extremely ambiguous meaningless label is useless and contributes to nothing but confusion, isolation, and ruined lives due to unneeded “help”.

I always let my dog lick the takeout containers and paper plates and toss it out when they were done. This way they wouldn’t make a huge mess to do it lol. They loved Chipotle bowls the most.

Guess I’ve been suffering from one for my whole life oof

Yes. I have a job and easy access to overtime. One overtime shift is like 4 games plus dinner and transit.

Mario 35

Interesting read, skimmed through it while working at Amazon. Seems like company wants money and company sold product for money, and also users generated offensive user generated content on a user generated content hosting platform. Nothing new. Yet you sleep on Walmart Marketplace.

Amazon is literally the best company like y’all really sleep on what the other big companies are doing. Support the company that gives homeless blind people a job that pays $22 an hour instead of the companies that fire people for being transgender or losing their apartment.

And you’re supporting one of the few companies that actually give immigrants, transgender people, mentally and/or physically disabled people, recovered felons/addicts/etc, the homeless, single parents, poor people, people facing eviction, and anyone else in horrible situations multiple chances at saving themselves, living real lives, being independent, and actually living. All while being the most flexible workplace so whatever life throws at you doesn’t ever cost you your job, and paying for their college tuition as a benefit alongside access to emergency loans on top of that.

Can Amazon be a better employer? Sure, there is much more room for improvement. But they are far from unethical or evil. Boycott all the big box retailers and shop exclusively on Amazon. You’re literally saving lives by doing nothing. You all wish for a button you could press to make people less poor and struggling, and you already have it. Buy your Pampers and cat litter on Amazon. Stream Prime shows. Watch Twitch. Shop at Whole Foods. Support the only actually ethical company.

No one cares about their employees, let alone their entry level employees, as much as Amazon.

Family, several people on the internet who justify the years of abuse I suffered, past abusers and bullies, and honestly everyone in the world because they all justify my abuse and believe I deserved it. Everyone sympathizes with my abusers and also gaslight me into believing they’re on my side. Okay, I deserved it. I also don’t deserve to be alive as everyone wants me dead but then they gaslight me into believing my life matters and I’m not a burdensome waste of organs, flesh, blood, and resources.

Yeah I’d rather not. I’m already addicted to riding an electric scooter, super smash bros ultimate, and working. The work addiction and riding addiction made picking up DoorDash a bad idea since I’m addicted to it as well and would deliver orders after working 12 hours and not get sleep.

I will buy a Switch 2 for however much it costs and when Nintendo first party titles start costing a whole week of work plus overtime I will still buy them. I will take out a mortgage for the eventual $49,999.99 console and $4,999.99 games. I will sell individual organs directly to Nintendo for whatever they want. I will singlehandedly commit genocide with my bare hands for Nintendo. I will gladly die for Nintendo. I live to serve my angel of salvation.

They are an asshole though, a serial pot stirring drama seeking troll that gets people banned for reacting to their ragebait. Yeah I identify as a refurbished ebike and you must relearn English to refer to me, and you only rather not because you agree with literal genocide. Funny!