TomMasz

Meta has been running ads claiming no one can read your WhatsApp messages, including them. For some reason, I’m not 100% sure about this. It’s hard to imagine they can resist grabbing all that data for their AI somehow.

I’ve seen that Simpsons episode, don’t do it!!!

Little do they know that worker happiness is considered the enemy of productivity.* Plus, it’s harder to micromanage them when they’re at home.

*By employers, not the workers, obviously.

My volunteer fire department was able to march in sync in parades despite having enjoyed a few adult beverages beforehand. What the Army did had to be deliberate.

Working as intended then?

This is what we all feared would happen.

Dealer installed option.

You’re describing the world of The Machine Stops by E. M. Forster. Originality and direct experience was dead, only interpretations of interpretations remained.

Can also be used with introverts.

I was one of the foolish ones who hoped it wouldn’t happen.

They peaked. It’s all downhill from here.

Dyson has inhaled too much ozone from electric motors.

He looks worried.

I joined when Apollo went silent. Coincidentally, I’m wearing my Clipollo t-shirt as I type this.

I’m not that color, otherwise… yeah.

I hadn’t thought of the artistic license angle.

Lincoln was a pretty good wrestler when he was younger. Booth would have had his hands full if Lincoln had grabbed him.

I can hear a word in Spanish and immediately know how to spell it. I can read a word in Spanish and know how to pronounce it. We can only dream of doing that in English.

It was 91% to 9%. Will he claim it was rigged?

Am I the only one who thought this said FREON?