That’s one hell of a gestation period.

Same family as ‘Daddy Long Legs’? From my colloquial knowledge they eat mosquitos, so pay them no mind if your tent is crawling with them.

I always felt like it was a show for moms of geeks and nerds that missed their kids once they moved out.

It would appear that we have standardized school shootings here in the States.

This one wasn’t that bad. Remember that other one?

You going to catch The Game later?

The Zune was the superior mp3 player.

Before it was rebuilt in the 90s, the MLB stadium in my part of town just had an open trough along a wall with water constantly trickling down it. No dividers.

I can’t remember if the toilet stalls still had doors or not, just that it was the foulest rest room I’d ever used until I started working at music festivals.

Series acid and went for a walk in 99, took my camcorder. Last thing I remember is recording a plastic bag being buffeted by the wind and suddenly I’m here staring at a little glass box in my hand.

Thanks! I was looking for witchesvsTHEpatriarchy for some reason.

Subbed.

I want there to be a witchesvspatreiarchy here, but I’m a dude and it’d be messed up if I started it.

A cigarette?

Jus a sammich, innit?

It is you who do not see…

The onion is the lube, the onion is life.

I’ll ask my priest.

Finally, I can add a layer to my tribal tattoos that can charge my phone.

Butt jokes aside, I think all these are trying to compete to be the symbol that eventually represents the Singularity, or some shit.

One of the first viral vids I saw was the Harry Potter Puppet sing-along: https://youtu.be/Tx1XIm6q4r4

What’s-her-face!

He did his research. Did he tell you why he only drinks pure grain alcohol and rainwater?

I ride bareback on the regular. The only way I keep my T-levels elevated is by eating a raw onion a day. Sometimes two.

The only people that are wont to use this are either somewhat pretentious/want to sound learned, or are using it for old timey comedic effect.

Learned is another word for wise or well taught, before anyone asks. It’s said ‘Learned’, not ‘learn-ed’.