I like how you have it set up! Leaving yourself room to expand is smart!

If you find you’re struggling with long walk times, think about planning your prison with the inmates’ schedule in mind. So if they wake up, shower, then eat, then work you might want to plan your prison with those facilities laid out roughly in that order so nobody has to backtrack and waste time.

You can also have multiple cell blocks with duplicated facilities in each, so a little group of cells with their own showers and canteen etc. if you can plan a tiny efficient prisoner block with a balanced proportion of facilities, you can easily scale it up by just duplicating it over and over.

My name is on Roman. If they cancel it I will be so fucking devastated.

The Romans crucified Jesus to protect him from vampires.

Lights the world economy on fire, sits back with his buddies giggling about how stupid everyone else looks running around trying to put it out.

For me? Usually it’s because answering the first question on the list took a lot of time, research, or mental energy and I had forgotten there were other questions by the time I finally had the answer written down. Sense of accomplishment, hit send.

Yep. Basically you need to respect their time, and not ask them to duplicate the work you’ve already done. This is especially important for executives, but works well on anyone… if you really need someone to do a thing or answer a question, make it easy for them to focus on completing your ask.

Address the email to one person who you need action from.

Tell them succinctly:

Why is this important?

What do you need from them right now?

After that, preemptively provide the answers to any followup questions they might ask - give them further context so they don’t have to dig for it. Don’t ask them to read a whole email string below if you can summarize it.

Turkeys are pretty close!

They have only heard one NIN song and it shows.

Water balloons are pretty weak, something like acetone or xylene could fuck up the paint but would also damage the balloon. Acids are unlikely to do much, they’re both made of plastic polymers.

You could probably fill a water balloon with paint, though. Or epoxy.

Bit of a deep dive on the topic if you’re interested

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. It just may not feel that way to the person being imitated!

These look amazing. Fuck the haters.

You’re the one saying a moral argument is “unrealistic”.

Why “burn” someone you just met? That just makes you an asshole.

Did you know that morality is not the same as legality? Some immoral things are legal and occasionally vice-versa.

Primary them. The primary is where a protest vote actually matters. It’s where you’ll get the opportunity to replace your dem with a BETTER candidate instead of a worse one in the general election.

Just like all the worst real-world school subjects, her magic system isn’t something with a logic you can learn to understand, it’s something arbitrary you have to memorize. These poor kids are out here taking the equivalent of anatomy classes all day (why is that bone called the tibia? Don’t worry about it, just memorize it).

I think it’s generally considered useful only if you have a second person to administer the rescue breaths.