I had this too!

Napoleon Dynamite

I talked to one of them while they were looking for signatures a couple years ago. The guy I talked to seemed to believe some qanaon adjacent nonsense

Seems like a bunch of really good ideas

Bonus for winter riding with a fixie is that you can still stop when your brakes ice up

To be fair, I live in the middle and it hit -40°C this winter

Bikes aren’t the perfect transportation method for everyone all the time but they are a good option for most people most of the time. Also, I have a chronic illness and I ride year round in a place that regularly hits -40