Psh, details, shmetails.

Guys. Joe Biden is Catholic. The Vatican has an opportunity to do the funniest thing ever.

Dogs also typically love to trample the whole yard until it’s nothing but clay and dandelions.

Fuck Microsoft. Fuck their support of genocide.

I’ve been avoiding Microsoft like the plague because of other reasons for a long time, so I didn’t know about this.

To be honest, I half hope another country sends in an extraction team to get him out and then offers him and his family asylum. It probably won’t happen, but I can dream.

Next time don’t let your opponent attack the fire sprinklers.

TIL Dubya, Slick-Willie, and Donnie Moscow were all born in the same year.

Some people don’t know about the magical right mouse button.

Ocean theme was stuck in my head the moment I saw the question.

I got 8675309.

Shaaaaaving cream! Be nice and clean! Shave every day and you’ll always look keen!

Only a strange, sad little man does that sort of thing, but I have no pity to spare.

Donnie Moscow right now.

I believe Tuco had something to say about this sort of thing in The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly.

They have “Russian asset go fuck yourself” money.

I’d rather not know what this guy’s version of “Aroooo” sounds like.

Yet again he proves this true:

I decided to transcribe the numbers into a spreadsheet for clarity. Top is original order, bottom is chronological order.

The good ones stop being Nazis once they get out of their information bubbles.

Then prove it by bringing him to the judge.