Because they’re not taught history, or they just don’t care.

Oh, I love skeleton watches! Beautiful!

The style, yeah, but this is a modern one.

A photo of my current watch as I’m wearing it right now.

I’ll be excited again when they give up on Snaps.

Just because you don’t get fired doesn’t mean there won’t be consequences.

Oh no, what a surprise!

I’m from San Diego, and we always called it baño here.

¿Soy un baño?

Lo siento, no habla español.

Look, man. I have a large body. There are many folds and crevices. I’m not proud of how much effort it takes to keep myself clean, but I’m proud that I’m putting in that effort.

Why use a hardware RAID? If your controller dies, your data is inaccessible. Software RAID with something like ZFS or Btrfs is safer.

Musk is so poor all he has is money.

Trump is funny to conservatives. The kind who laugh at the attack helicopter joke. Elon isn’t even funny to conservatives, which is kind of impressive.

It uses mandatory subaddressing, so my email [email protected], doesn’t get through. Whatever I sign up for, I add a dash to organize it. So, if I sign up for Netflix, I use [email protected], then that goes to my Netflix folder. If they start spamming, I block that address. And for real people, I have an address that screens email, [email protected].

Bazzite runs the SteamOS interface. It’s extremely user friendly. It’s designed to look like a console.

I love importing functions then redeclaring them in useless ways. I also love importing constants that are already part of the language.

Take out a loan using it as collateral. Then it doesn’t matter if you take it back, I still have the loan. Then I guess buy a small company and gut it for resources. Rinse and repeat. Get rich. Lose my ethics. Start paying off women with offers of a horse. Lose my hair. Get my butt hair put on my head. Buy a shitty company and make it shittier. Treat my kids like garbage. Buy the president. Be the most hated man in the world. Fake my gaming stats. Die alone.

I use Port87, so my junk email is just part of my real email, which is my name.

They don’t use it unless my dad is watching a perfectly legal sports stream in the browser. It works really well though. I have 3 of those remotes, cause I love them.

For my parents, I got a $150 N100 mini PC (tiny little thing), installed Bazzite, installed Jellyfin, and got the Pepper Jobs W10 Gyro remote. You have to configure Jellyfin to know it’s running on a TV and to accept keyboard input (the remote acts like a keyboard), but then everything works great. It’s a little over your budget, with the added remote.