I’ve been watching this gif for like ten minutes and it still hasn’t unfurled.

So the tariffs list, then?

I found young Waldo.

Listen, lad. I built this restaurant up from nothing. When I started here, all there was was an empty lot. Other franchise owners said I was daft to build a pizza restaurant on this corner, but I built it all the same, just to show em. It went bankrupt. So I started a second one in the same building. That went bankrupt! So I started a third one in the same building. That got infested by rats, shut down by the health department, then went bankrupt. But the fourth one… stayed open!

I like it, but my phone plus case (also 3d printed in tpu) is a bit less than 14mm thick, and your description on Printables says up to ~11mm. Would totally print it if you had a slightly thicker version for phones in cases.

If that doesn’t work out, B&E becomes an even worse idea. If you ask the guy to get your PlayStation back, and he says no, and then the PlayStation magically disappears from his locked apartment 2 weeks later, who do you think they’re gonna come looking for?

First gen Pentium seems like it would be overkill for a scientific calculator but I guess they had to offload those chips somehow.

I just checked and my three aren’t on the list, thankfully (two 665s and a 650). Best remotes I’ve ever had, hands down.

Has anyone come out with an equivalent spiritual successor product yet? I’m gonna lose my shpadoinkle if one of mine dies and I have to go back to remote hell or some janky universal remote and codebook.

I have this book. Wife got it for me as a stocking stuffer or something, I think.

Throughout the book, in all the recipes, ingredients lists, etc., nearly all references to the word “chicken” have been replaced with “cock.”

Some sections/chapters include:

• Choking the Chicken
• How to Stroke Your Cock
• Cock of Ages

There’s also a companion book, Honeylingus: 50 Healthy Honey Recipes that Will Leave You Begging for More.

You know, for the ladies.

🎵 not doing science and one’s not alive 🎶

Well that didn’t take long. “She” must be watching this thread. Got two in the last hour. Exactly like all the others I’ve seen, though I didn’t analyze all the ridiculous filter-avoiding spaces. Maybe “unique” from that angle, but certainly not “rare.” Blocked the users, reported the spam, and just as soon as Lemmy supports deleting PMs I’ll do that too.

That was my first thought as well. “Intel gonna sue somebody.”

Dude, for real. We get it. You got a spammy DM from a “girl”. Do we really need two or three different communities dedicated to everyone posting the same fucking screenshot over and over?!

(“She” hasn’t DM’d me yet, but I can assure you that if she ever does, I will not be posting a screenshot of it anywhere. It will be summarily buhleeted and that will be the end of that.)

Has that always been the case, or did they just start going downhill somewhat recently? I feel like I remember Seagate being the higher end drives back in the day, the next step up from WD. Definitely doesn’t seem to be the case anymore.

One beer will give you like 0.05%*

Maybe if you shotgun it on an empty stomach or something.

With the weight of the average American, and the abv of the average American Miller Lite, one beer ain’t gonna get you anywhere near .05.

Shit, you’re right, I forgot all about that, it’d been so long since I’ve played it. Starting a new game with an existing character keeps your stats/inventory but resets the rest of the world.

I guess I’ll go ahead and buy that sword now.

I’m two evenings into a D1 (DevilutionX) single player story run though. Can confirm. Definitely much slower and more deliberate, and not just because they hadn’t invented running yet. Nothing respawns, the world is fixed from the start, so everything is a limited resource. Do I really need to buy this sword now or should I try to hold out for something to drop? Much more strategic gameplay… Slow forward exploration, hiding behind doors and corners letting monsters come to you one by one, stuff like that.

In the later games I’d just whirlwind through everything (spin2win, baby!) and hope for the best. If I need more gold or whatever I can always just save and exit and come back in and run through the area one more time. Definitely not doing that here. Every choice matters, so slow down and make it count.

RIP lemmynsfw’s inbox.

I would forego food to make sure my kids had glasses or contacts, sure.

I would not forego food so they could have elective surgery.

Is that a cigarette from the Fifth Element?