Trump administration photoshop in 3, 2, 1…

That looks like one of those comic villain moves. “Am I in Brussels, Inspector? Or am I perhaps… over here?? Hahahahahaha!”

That’s going to cost quite a bit, what with tariffs on electronics and all. Wait, I had a tissue around here somewhere…

So if Trump had put a gun to someone’s head, pulled back the hammer, then said, “Nah…”, you would expect that person to step up to a microphone and tearfully declare that “I’m alive today thanks to President Trump”…?

So what I’m hearing is if he did a brain implant, you would end up butt dead? Because there are a lot of people who could use a brain implant and who cares about their butts.

And let’s not forget, Trump Steaks, wine, airline, the New Jersey Generals, Trump University… the list goes on.

Has he even paid back all the cities he’s stiffed during his campaign?

Yeah.

Other countries have smallpox. America has bigpox. The biggest. Everyone says so.

Soon to be corrected. As the USA’s population seeks asylum, the per capita pollution will naturally be less. Two problems solved.

If you really want to pass this bill, point out how their little hands can easily reach under lawn mowers to remove debris.

Fun fact: Every month something else falls off these things, or they find out a spring shower disables the electrical system, or…

Doc doesn’t have to get it to 88mph to travel Back to the Dealership

Waste of their time. Wasn’t it Trump who got the Supreme Court to declare that anything a sitting president does is pretty much legal?

It’s the concept of a Constitution, not an actual one.

Actually, MAGAts are the kind of people who view “bombing some Yemenis” - or bombing anyone, as a “yee-haw 'Merica” show of strength. Trump knows this and will toss bombs all day if it firms his base. He just needs a target. Hi, Houthis!

Actually, if nobody steps up and busts his ass for this, the crisis is over. So is the Constitution.

Sergeant at Arms, I think you’re up.

As much as I hate Trump, the Houthis are a prime example of FAFO. Their smart move would have been to lay quiet while Trump continues to build up his own hate club at home. Instead, they’re delaying and possibly averting an impeachment by rallying some behind his actions.

Witkoff left Moscow without securing a ceasefire agreement.

But he was dusting off his knees and wiping his chin, so the meeting was productive.

Red dress Bachelorette #5’s tongue promises everything, and her eyes promise he will not escape it.

Article is misleading - he said, “No one important.”

“With Sleepy Joe Biden, nobody had cardboard, it was so hard to get, terrible economy, everybody said so, even the Democrats. Now you look around this great nation of ours, under my plan, everybody has cardboard. Everybody. Look at any sidewalk, every person has a big piece of cardboard they can write on. Everybody is willing to work, it says so on the cardboard that everybody can get now.”